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made me thinks of this

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

Unknown

make little pizzas out of communion wafers

teach 100 parrots to say "I am finally getting used to this body" and then release them all into the wild

on the tarp thing they put on u at the barber there should be a transparent panel so i can watch youtube during the haircut

the early worm gets the bird so maybe u should sleep in today

she just changes colors sometime

what am i supposed to do with this

would be even greater of a shame if you were to add motor oil and sand to make it even harder to scrub off and making it so you can’t apply force lest you ruin the plastic’s transparency 

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

puts on bug spray but it just sprays bugs in my face

Ocelot

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plastic soup tsunami