So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
Flopped out bunny :3
He doesn't do this very often, so this was a very nice little treat
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💎Today's Miku "figure" is:💎
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Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.
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does anyone have that penis-kun/sperm-sama copypasta thingo??? i need to find it to show my friends please and thank you
rin for the season 💙
Could you please tell us the jack barnes story i am on my hands and knees begging you
>be me, jack barnes
>1961
>people are getting a mystery illness in australia
>symptoms include muscle cramps, incredible pain, head and backache, nausea, vomiting, can last anywhere from 4 hours to two weeks
>also causes anxiety and dread so intense that people have begged doctors to kill them and get it over with
>use l33t data analysis skills to figure out time and location of most reported cases
>ocean currents change around the time of these cases
>implying something in the ocean causes lethal mystery agony disease
>sieve ocean trying to identify culprit
>somuchjelly.gif
>give up on sieving
>me and my son arrive at beach in december
>fuck it, go swimming
>what's that up against my dive goggles?
>ohshit.jpeg
>it's him. the little invisible bastard
>grab it
>lifeguard nearby sees a fish swimming unusually
>little bastard holding onto fish with one gangly tentacle
>he grabs it too
>these things won't survive a trip to a lab so i can't prove anything
>"it's okay daddy we'll get it next time"
>look at son
>he looks at me
>an idea dawns
>evilgrin.png
>sting self with jellyfish
>sting son with jellyfish
>lifeguard also stings self with jellyfish
>mfw the agonies begin
>mfw not a mystery illness anymore
>mfw i get a jellyfish named after me for my noble act of attempted murder-suicide