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I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT I MISSED THE HALLOWEEN BOOPS

Local Rabbit Claims He Hasn't Been Fed In Weeks, Begs For Food When Humans Come Near

Sources close to rabbit claim that he, in fact, was given breakfast plus a never ending supply of hay that the little shit refuses to eat and instead, pulls it out of its holder and spreads it all over his hutch, before pissing all over it. Rabbit claims that these allegations are 'harassing an old man.'

Today's doll is Jewel's pet Cat!

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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