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yknow what i absolutely love... those trees with cavities full of water and dead leaves
Scenario: Marauder’s era, post Hogwarts, early days of the war. It’s the festival of Beltane (i know its like a week late but shush its also 50 years ago) both sides are celebrating but wary of a surprise attack.
Character List (genderbent characters and OCs welcome):
Mary - @nerdie-faerie (Me)
Remus - @ravenclaw-has-claws
Lily - @askananimagus
Fenrir - @markdoesanrp
Peter - @ask-dromeda
Sirius - @transaurus
Marlene - @sugarxbeanie
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forgot i did these oopsie 🤙
Percy: Is it me?
(Based on a text post by @goddessofcrying)
Bisexual mess Harry Potter is online and they are ready to answer your questions
((OOC: Based on this text post.
Dorcas Meadowes played by @w0tchermarauders ))
One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?
Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?
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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?
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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?
Customer: …I’m pretty good.
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*
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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?
Customer: ….they’re okay.
Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.
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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.
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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.
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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!
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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.
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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!
Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.
Me: Can I get you anything else?
Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice
Me:
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