The Tumblr Code:
1. Defend Tumblr, even with your life. You may have friendships with users from the other social media, but your loyalty must remain to Tumblr, as one day you may meet them in battle.
2. Do not repost or steal from another site’s territory.
3. Fandom elders and smol beans must be fed before reposters and girlbloggers. Unless they have permission, reposters may not post until they have hunted to feed the Fandom elders.
4. Posts are made only to be reblogged. Give thanks to FandomClan for their life.
5. A new user must be at least thirteen years old to become a blank blog.
6. Newly appointed girlbloggers will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their url.
7. A girlblogger cannot be made a popular user without having made at least one banger post.
8. The popular user will become Tumblr leader when the leader dies or retires.
9. After the death or retirement of a popular user, a new user must be chosen before moonhigh.
10. A gathering of all users is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for Out Of Touch Thursday. There shall be no fighting among users at this time.
11. Boundaries must be checked and marked daily. Challenge all trespassing blank blogs.
12. No girlbloggers may neglect a little meow meow in pain or in danger, even if that little meow meow is from a different fandom.
13. The word of Evil Mario is the Tumblr code.
14. An honorable girlblogger does not need to kill other bloggers to win their battles, unless they are outside the Tumblr code or it is necessary for self-defense.
15. A Tumblr user rejects the soft life of a Twittypet.
Spongebob goes to Splatoon
horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
Remember: the media has been quiet on Luigi Mangione’s case.
Spread wherever you can. Remind everyone that he is still relevant and that his name can’t be forgotten.
Deny Defend Depose.
Hear me out: become the witch you need!
we are so back
Thank you for blessing me, oh mighty one.
As per tradition, I summon another wise one:
@is-the-salmon-horny
Oh wise one, Granter of the Fish. What is your favorite fish? Bestow your knowledge on to me.
✅ Bright colors
✅ Unique life story
✅ Recognizable silhouette
✅ Transgender analogy
No one does it like her <3
You get a Sockeye Salmon
Oncorhynchus nerka
you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
No because teenagers, especially those who are poc, poor, or are in abusive situations, literally do not have the access to proper help. For years before I was diagnosed with autism I can remember thinking about it and knowing I had it, but nobody thought it needed to be diagnosed. It wasn’t affecting me apparently. I was doing fine at school.
My autism is not the primary reason I had to later drop out of school, but I sure as hell know I would have had an easier time if I got help. Now I can barely leave the house because of autism and other disabilities. I was forced to mask my support needs for so long I have no clue just how much help I need. People treat me like I’m getting my life back together but I’m not. I will never have the life I wanted and the life I thought I’d have when I was younger.
it's so funny to me when i see pearl-clutching articles about how "teenagers are diagnosing themselves with mental disorders via tiktok" because like. this is not happening in a vacuum. teenagers are severely and i mean severely medically neglected. i cannot stress this enough. teenagers do not have free access to medical care. those same news outlets would be clowning on women with housewife psychosis in the 1950's.
i sometimes go pale when listening to some of what my friends have gone through in their childhoods and teenagehoods. they talk about it so nonchalantly, things that would be considered straight up torture if done to an adult, can't fathom the effect this has on children. they are on multiple anti-psychotics and several antidepressants and anxiety meds now that they are adults. medical neglect has legally and effectively disabled them. a timely diagnosis and intervention could have saved them. of course teenagers are self-diagnosing using tiktok. if your knee-jerk reaction is to scoff at the idea and dismiss it as dumb teenager shit instead of being radicalized because the best shot young people have at attaining the mental health support they need is a fucking dancing videos app, you're categorically a political enemy of the youth.
Agh, not a single part of this map is safe right now. I gotta get outta h--OH NOT AGAIN!
'The Moonlight March' by Annie Stegg.