How About A Saints Row AU?

So what you're saying is despite my friends accepting me for coming out as bisexual, continuing to accept me and encourage me to pursue whatever gender I love, as well as standing up for me when those who are truly biphobic are putting me down, they are still inherently a bunch of people who attempt to suppress and belittle LGBT+ people? I'm sorry, I didn't realise that all people who are good, kind, accepting, and yes, heterosexual, are in fact homophobic and transphobic assholes. I guess I better remove most of the people in my life, despite the fact they've never stopped supporting me and my sexuality cause clearly you know everything.

there is literally no difference between straight and Straight™ stop trying to distance yourself from those “other straights” youre still our oppressors no matter what so stop using jokes that were created by us to deal with literally being oppressed

Is anyone going to mention the fact that the artists were doing more than just "sleeping in the Royal bed"?? Like we aren't stupid, we know what's up...a new ot3. The musician and Buffon may argue occasionally, but it's loving bickering. And the mime is their beautiful gender-fluid queen who they worship.

this idea was funnier when i thought of it at 3 am i swear

The FMA:B sacred star movie is hilarious because Al, sweet and chivalrous Al, saves the beloved girl warrior of the valley and is almost immediately called a monster and captured. Meanwhile, Ed the absolute bastard rocks on down to the valley, makes mud monsters to capture the valley people, and then takes one as a prisoner at sword-point. Then almost instantly makes friends with his hostage and everyone else around him. Edward Elric is like a DnD lawful good character with an awful personality that somehow manages to get out of every bad situation from the unholy amount of points he's dumped into his charisma.

Well,Well,Well, Wanna make a deal ?

If c1′s finale was a homage to a life well-lived, a heartfelt and bittersweet goodbye, with Liam O’Brien utilising his character to tell his friends how much they all mean to him, then c2 is a perfect parallel wherein everyone gets to finally say no to fate, to tell a friend that their life is worth everything, and also tell Taliesin Jaffe that through his character that they adore him.

I always thought that the Gravity Falls fandom was a brilliant and awesome fandom; full of genius people who work together to make amazing AUs and figure out the secrets of Gravity Falls. Unfortunately, today, I think I was proved wrong. I, myself, enjoy just about any ship. I will happily read most pairings, and don't mind at all when the writers sway more towards a ship in each episode. I could be rooting for Billdip one second, and happily wander over to read a Dipcifica fanfiction right after. I will support Mabifica, or even Wendip. I greatly enjoy the dynamics of just about any pairing. SO when I saw the newest episode, I was pleased to see the beginning and end of Candip. It was a perfect portrayal of 12 year old children; crushes that come and go faster than the speed of light. It was good character development for both Candy and Dipper, and their friendship is closer because of it.  However, this morning I decided to have a poke around the Dipcifica tag, and I was shocked to see the amount of hate being thrown around. People hating on Candy because she developed a CRUSH?? I'm sorry, but how is that unrealistic? Or a threat to your ships? It was a short plot point that was meant to show how Dipper is more understanding of other human beings, and that he is more comfortable around girls. There wasn't a single mention of Dipcifica being destroyed, nor that there is even any Dipcifica. I'll admit that ship is probably the closest to canon right now, but Alex could just as easily turn around and toss Pacifica with Mabel. WE DON'T KNOW! So everyone just needs to relax and stop hating on each other's ships; Alex will be the decider, and he'll make the right choice. He may break some hearts and sink some ships, but that's the story of fandom life.

Y'all don't understand the true power memes have in destroying a person. I walked into a store playing that fucking September song by Earth, Wind and Fire, dicked around for a few minutes, and then went to pay for my stuff as it started up again. I couldn't help but ask the guy did he realise that a song has played twice and I swear to god I've never seen more suffering on a human face as he told me it started as a joke at the start of his shift and quickly got out of hand. I asked him how long he's been working and he told me a very defeated "7 hours. I've been the only person in the store the last two hours and it's been so busy I haven't been able to get to the stereo to change it". I felt so sad for the guy I offered to change it for him but he said it'd be alright. I've been thinking about that poor guy ever since, did he manage to stop that song or was he haunted for the rest of the day by the reminder that it's September and that someone's heart and is with him???

They still look fucking gorgeous.

If Disney Characters Were Real People by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen Related: Disney Princesses with Realistic Hair

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Harry Potter

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hermione Granger

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ron Weasley

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ginny Weasley

Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Molly Weasley