Hiro: I Remember When I Was Five, Hiding Under This Desk With All My Halloween Candy. Had Some Peanut

Hiro: I remember when I was five, hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy. Had some peanut M&M’s, went into my first anaphylactic shock and had to be rushed to the hospital. Came home, celebrated with a Snickers, went into my second anaphylactic shock.

Fred: When did you figure out you were allergic to nuts?

Hiro: Sometime around the third Almond Joy.

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6 years ago

Voltron Season 5: Who are you???

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9 years ago

This is eerily close to Australian lad culture and now I'm very afraid.

So for all those who want to know some of the UK lad culture, here is your list!

dfs sale bake off cheeky nandos w/ the lads BANTER freddos prices! (Every1 remembers when they were 10p) dick and dom the government no likey, no lighty u wanna go m8 i’ll bash ye fokin ‘ead in swear on me mum the stig (it follows a ‘they say'x2) eurovision sOGGY BOTTOMS Buttery biscuity base 👌👌👌 on instagram pictures when [X] thinks your girl is bare piff but shes YOUR girl innit it was just a bit of banter OI U FUCKING KNOB ladbible fb page lynx body spray (basically Axe) Peng m8! shouting whhheeeyyyy when someone falls over Lads on tour


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9 years ago
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8 years ago

When I listened to The Adventure Zone I swore off of Taagnus as it seemed too brotherly for me. I was all for Taakitz only. But here I am. Neck deep in headcannons of them being married before having their memories removed, while also crying over thoughts of them living happily after the whole apocalypse is over in their huge house built by Magnus with a dog and a vegetable garden for Taako to use in the dishes he cooks his husband every night. But like also the thought of raising the ship up to a whole new level to Kraagnus adds ten years to my life and allows me to sleep peacefully at night. I just want all of my boys to live happily ever after (preferably together. In the same house. With matching wedding rings and a cute dog).


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5 years ago

Tower of God Ep 5 really Do Be Like

Khun: i don’t need friends everyone betrays you

*Rachel appears and Bam ignores everything to focus on her*

Khun: ..... >:( .......well that won’t do

*sits on Bam’s lap* *lays down on Bam’s lap* *literally fucking crowns him* *does everything he can to protect him* *tells him he wants to climb the tower with him even tho last episode he literally had a mental breakdown over trusting anyone ever*

Rak, standing by and watching all this unfold and pissed off since the boys are more focused on seducing each other than winning this fucking test: ....are you sure you don’t want a boyfriend?


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4 years ago

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9 years ago
Tadashi Just Being Incredibly Happy With Hiro Calling Him “niisan” Cuz I Am Total Weeaboo Trash
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8 years ago

PB? Personal Best? No you mean Personal Bawling. I'm going for my record tonight.


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