TADASH- Wait  HIR- TA-…h…NO. Idea From This post/myself I Saw On My Dash. C:

AFTG au where everything is the same except Neil and Andrews attempts at gifting each other CRAZY FUCK-OFF expensive things is somehow ratcheted up another notch until someone (Nicky) notices them spending their literal life savings on each other and calls them out on their mutual attempt at making each other their sugar baby.

(Neil is confused as per usual, Nicky is fuxking delighted at these disaster gays competing to make the other their baby without a single word, and the rest of the foxes are internally screaming about how dumb the whole scenario is because neither will admit something more is going on. Aaron just doesn’t want to think about his brother fucking anyone let alone the suicidally stupid sugar baby who has the mafia after him)

(Andrew is contemplating murder more than usual while simultaneously looking at bigger houses in Columbia because Neil just upgraded his car that fucker)

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

The FMA:B sacred star movie is hilarious because Al, sweet and chivalrous Al, saves the beloved girl warrior of the valley and is almost immediately called a monster and captured. Meanwhile, Ed the absolute bastard rocks on down to the valley, makes mud monsters to capture the valley people, and then takes one as a prisoner at sword-point. Then almost instantly makes friends with his hostage and everyone else around him. Edward Elric is like a DnD lawful good character with an awful personality that somehow manages to get out of every bad situation from the unholy amount of points he's dumped into his charisma.

Such beauty

Such grace

Such dorks

Artemyra, a city run entirely by females, has a red light district. You know what that means??? BEAUTIFUL BIRD LESBIANS THAT CAN AND WILL CRUSH ANY MAN!!!

I know we are all scared about the physical and emotional wellbeing of our two boys in the latest updates, but can you imagine how fucking awful the aftermath is going to be for Mob? Not just the overwhelming guilt of using his powers against others, which he'd sworn to never do to innocents, but of the fact that Mob has lost his anonymity. All through the series, Mob hasn't been tied to a single one of the catastrophic psychic events he's either stopped or created. The 7th Division of Claw scenario happened off in rural lands, Mogami was with a select group of psychics who probably don't know that Mob was the one who saved them, and he was never seen in the final battle of Claw and thus was never linked with the broccoli. Despite his power being common knowledge at school, Mob has never been linked to any of these events as far as we know, and thus has mostly been able to live a normal life like he desires. Now though, Mob has been seen rampaging through the city, nearly killing people left, right and centre. He has been reported to the police and is now most likely on several news networks. His face is everywhere, and all of the people who know him now know of the extent of his power. They realise that the young boy that they occasionally tease for his lack of social skills and athletics could've wiped them out in a blink of an eye. That's terrifying, and now if Mob ever goes back to school he's gonna realise how terrified everyone is of him in case he snaps again. He has no chance at a normal life anymore, and that's one of the scariest outcomes of this whole debacle -- Mob losing his friends to fear, and being considered a monster by society.

I have decided I want a Marauders mini book series, a plethora of full color action-packed comic books, a tv series, and a movie… or two. And lots of wolfstar

But can you imagine

• Remus Lupin’s quiet and empty train compartment being bombarded into by two rambunctious boys named James Potter and SiriuslyFrickingHot Black and chubby Peter just slipping in and looking scared

• McGonagall’s eyeballs popping out of her head when Sirius almost breaks the Sorting Hat out of joy when he gets placed in Gryffindor

• Remus’s surprise when these boys accept him for who he is

• Mrs. Potter as the mom. Like no other mothers matter she is just always there. Always the soccer mom.

• The instant bonds of loyalty and friendship between the four boys and the late nights studying and researching how to illegally become an animagus for Remus’s benefit

• James standing up for his friends even when he isn’t needed because he just /needs/ to be looked at as some type of hero who waltzes in and saves the day because he is that annoying and loud and cocky best friend that accepts all the flaws if he loves you

• Peter surprising them all by helping James get Lily to go on a date with him because Peter just understands girls

• Sirius licking them all awake everyday an hour before their actual alarms go off so when they go back to sleep they only get like 15 more minutes of it.

• Remus giggling like a five year old girl when Sirius licks him awake

• Sirius ranting on dramatic monologues about the injustice of brussel sprouts and how they are stereotyped into automatic hatred by people who have never tried them before and other topics that seem just a bit silly but to Sirius the world is ending

• James Sirius and Peter sneaking into the kitchens to dump off loads of chocolate at the hospital wing after a transformation so when Remus wakes up he is in bliss

• The four marauders causing mayhem at the Potter’s during all different school holidays because their home is with each other and James is bloody rich and you just have to imagine that they all have their separate bedrooms but they end up dragging their mattresses into one room and chatting until who knows when

• Sirius ‘experimenting’ with how many times he can perform magic at home without getting expelled

• Sirius dragging them all to a Black family reunion because he is bored and he has to sit in a corner and be quiet and when they arrive they sit in the corner and be quiet with him

• James Sirius and (reluctantly) Peter playing hookie one day and Remus is like where are they and he gets out of his first class and they blindfold him and drag him to Hogsmeade because he refused to skip class earlier that day and the marauders would just /not be complete/ without you, Moony

• James and Sirius hiding sweets in their robes during class and getting detention later that day for ‘chewing on their clothing rather inappropriately’

• Remus and Peter pairing up to prank McGonagall and leaving James and Sirius with a detention because according to McGonagall ‘who else could have done it!?’ and not a clue as to the mischievous smiles on the two boy’s faces

• Lily getting tired of hearing the question ‘will you go out with me?’ And just resorting to saying 'no’ everytime she makes eye contact with James

• Sirius making a little book with Sirius/Serious puns

• Remus getting worked up and red in the face when someone insults musical theatre

• Sirius making a little book with werewolf puns

• Finding out that the reason Sirius’s hair was so long was because someone told him he looked like a girl so he never cut it and rocked the look completely

• Remus wearing dull colored sweaters that are fraying at the ends and jeans a that are just a little too short and they show off his wonderful Christmas socks that he wears year round because they are /comfortable/

• Sirius claiming every aspect of his life is punk rock

• James’s glasses fogging up in the winter and he just blindly bumps into people yelling SORRY MATE

• Sirius coming up with a nickname for McGonagall every week and using it during class and EVERYWHERE and James playing along like that has always been her name I have no idea why you are talking about

• Remus challenging them all to an eating contest the day of his transformation (so he is really hungry) and Peter miraculously winning and eating more than a fricking werewolf

• Graduation day of the marauders and McGonagall finding herself in tears because those boys were her /sons/ her horribly misbehaved and little genius /sons/ who are all grown up but not really because you can’t take the immaturity away from a marauder

• James and Lily getting a flat together and loving every minute of it

• James sneaking over to the flat that Sirius and Remus share to spend time with them. And Peter is there too of course but he still lives with his mom because he’s too poor but he comes over constantly to spend time with friends that have opened up his eyes to the big world around him

• You just know that Lily knew James snuck out to see his friends but she never said anything because she knew they were more like brothers than anything else

Brennan, creating a series based on NY that is both a homage and a critique to the city and its symbol as The American Dream: I’m sure all my cast members who lived here are gonna love the in-jokes and history I’m referencing :))))

Siobhan, a New Yorker who is willing to dunk on the city she spent many years being real fucking poor and playing the occasional hostess to Brennan: fuck NY, fuck those fuckers in Westchester, fuck The American Dream, fuck Capitalism, I’ll come for you Brennan if you even think about romanticising the city even once god damn I hate the greed in that fucker

Everyone talks about how much Emily, Ally and Lou heckle Brennan on a daily basis, but we don’t talk enough about how it’s Siobhan immediately pick up the instigators thread and fuxking bolting. 69% of Bullying Brennan sessions are someone starting shit and the other 31% is siobhan gleefully taking the chance to roast the man who once took over a room in her shitty NY apartment that fuck

the famous ass-eating monologue??? And it’s constant repeats through the seasons?? She just wants reddit to eat Brennan’s ass like he deserves

fifteen minutes into holding a teenager hostage and chill and he gives you this look

Class-A? More like Class-Gay (I'm sorry this is so long)

Izuku: This poor boy is so head over heels for boys and girls it's almost ridiculous. To him it's terrifying to talk to girls cause they're just so...,,,.nice? So sweet and pretty and it's so intimidating to look them in the eyes when they smile like that!! He has it easier with boys as the few friends he had when he was younger were guys, and thus he at least knows how to kind of talk to them. But guys are just so cool??? They are so strong and leave him flabbergasted and flustered every time they say something nice to him. Just save this bi boy before he has a heart attack. Uraraka: Hell yeah this girl will date any gender. She has a preference for girls as they're adorable and she loves holding soft hands and playing with long hair, but she also loves m a n l y s t u f f. She love them all and she loves that she does. Iida: The boy isn't too interested in relationships in all truth. He has some people that he has crushes on, but in truth while he may find girls and boys attractive, he's pretty sure he's asexual and is perfectly happy with that. It doesn't mean he doesn't want a relationship, but he has no desire to engage in intimate physical stuff. Todoroki: This boy is..,..,.so gay?? Like the thought of females rarely crosses his mind he's that gay. He never really questioned his preferences due to his repressing childhood, but he may or may not have a gay awakening at some point (I don't make the rules but Izuku fucking shook Todoroki to his core and the boy was so impressed by this intense and crazy boy that he just went......'oh no he's too hot') Bakugou: He will deny liking anyone. He fucking hates people why would ever have a crush that's dumb you're dumb. But seriously this boy is demi as hell because it takes a lot of effort for him to even tolerate a person, and that's only partially because he has no feelings except anger in general. Good luck with this one if he ever does like you. Kirishima: Only the MANLIEST of men can like both genders. Honestly everyone had him penned as gay as anything because of how much he rants about loving manly things, but he does like girls, they're so soft but so strong to him, but he just prefers guys. Cause. You know. They're so MANLY. Kaminari: This smooth criminal is pan and will crack every joke under the sun just to remind you. He's more lowkey about being poly, but he just has so much love that it can't be contained to just one person according to him. People are just so cool and hot and he loves so many people God give this boy some love. Ashido: She comes off straight when you first meet her due to her insistent flirting, but that's just her personality. She, in fact, loves girls. Would die for girls. They're amazing and she's so in love. Sero: He is the token heterosexual of his friend group he swears. He deals with so much gay on his life and he's just happy to sit there and be straight as fuck. Let him rest please. Tsuyu: She gay. A happy gay frog. She loves all types of girls and she will tell anyone who listens straight up. She's so gay please love the smol gay frog. Jirou: Honestly prefers girls, but she's been known to date some guys here and there. Honesty announced her presence in each room with "here, queer and ready to leer" with the most deadpan face. Momo: If you can get it out of the shy lass she'll tell you that she loves girls, but she's still uncertain as to what extend that love is. Thinks she might be on the ace spectrum. Still questioning the sweet girl. Kouda: The good boy is aromantic. He's happy with his friendships and desires nothing more. Aoyama: He's the flamboyant gay and proud of it. Could you not tell by looking at him? Ojiro: A calm heterosexual in a sea of crazy gay. Happily hetero. Hagakure: Another heterosexual who delights in the chaotic gayness of her classmates. Tries to set everyone up and thrives on the drama. Shouji: Real quiet when comes to talks about sexuality, but eventually reveals his demisexuality directed only to boys. He's not a huge fusser of sexuality honestly. Tokoyami: A gay birb. He loves the boys. Strong boys especially. He so loves boys. Satou: Yet another heterosexual who shakes his head at the crazy gay shenanigans around him. He supports his friends tho and loves to help set them up with their preferred gender. Mineta: His crusty ass is straight how could you not know this by now???