YES ITS FINALLY DONE

gravity falls + text post meme (5/?)

There is genuinely nothing funnier than Brennan trying to make an evil campaign, only for the whole plot be derailed by democratic revolution, the progression of eagle rights, mental health movements and the Power of Friendship (particularly between Maggie and Leiland, who would have hated each other in any other narrative). Escape from Bloodkeep was wholesome in a way Fantasy High never was, because the Villains were high-functioning adults who only wanted the best for their land, while the Bad Kids indiscriminately killed and stole from everyone (extra points for the fact they cut off hands and ate people, whereas the Villains only ever seemed to push people off tall heights). Poor Brennan. He never wins.

perfection

‘There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’, Professor’ is hands down the most savage thing Harry has ever said or done 

The FMA:B sacred star movie is hilarious because Al, sweet and chivalrous Al, saves the beloved girl warrior of the valley and is almost immediately called a monster and captured. Meanwhile, Ed the absolute bastard rocks on down to the valley, makes mud monsters to capture the valley people, and then takes one as a prisoner at sword-point. Then almost instantly makes friends with his hostage and everyone else around him. Edward Elric is like a DnD lawful good character with an awful personality that somehow manages to get out of every bad situation from the unholy amount of points he's dumped into his charisma.

Is no one going to talk about how good these boys are at dancing? I get that they do dance practice for their routines but these are some sick as breakdance moves that really have no place on the ice.

Me: I hate it when bisexuals are represented in the media as nothing but whores because it’s supremely biphobic and only adds to our debasement of being cheaters and unable to remain interested in one person. It’s terrible and needs to stop!

*enter Tim Stoker, absolute chaotic good funny man and the Archive’s resident whore, fucking filing clerks and probably police officers to grab important documents and commit crimes*

Me: you know what I’m actually fine with this

/butchers a Homestuck quote and runs

I'm struggling to pick my jaw up from the floor.

I wrote/sang lyrics to the Gravity Falls theme song since I just love this show forever so here’s a short cover! (Art used)

There’s something more to this That we have missed Things around here are suspicious Who can we put our trust in? What have they all been hiding? Secrets that lie in shadow How much do they all know? A place so full of mystery Is just a puzzle to be solved

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

McGonagall is McGONEagall