THE AUTUMN NARNIAN GIFT EXCHANGE.

Harry Potter as things me and my family and my friends have said

Harry Potter: I’m the victim, not the villain.

Ron Weasley: if I agree to be my friend I get to have free food at your house for the rest of your life.

Hermione Granger: Don’t bother me while I’m reading, I could be reading ‘how to murder annoying people’

Ginny Weasley: stop being rude, he could love me one day!

Fred and George Weasley: we’ll let you in on the prank, just give us 20 bucks

Percy Weasley: my sanity is more important than social interaction.

Charlie Weasley: CAN YOU HEAR IT, THE CALL OF THE WILD!!!! *me and my friends in the background to my friend that said this- ‘go home, your drunk!’*

Bill Weasley: my girlfriend is beautiful, and she’s French on her second aunt twice removed’s side!

Molly Weasley: I’m going to wrap you up in blankets and put you so close to the fire you’ll burn*sorry, it’s the only one I could find*

Arthur Weasley: I don’t have an obsession, I’m only interested in it more than other people

Great Aunt Muriel: SHUT IT. I’m trying to sleep, you guys went to sleep at 2:00 AM.

Albus Dumbledore: listen to the peaceful chirping of the crickets! They sound like me drunk!

Minerva Mcgonagall: dont joke about this, you could fall and die!

Profesor Trelawney: I see death and misfortune in your future, idiot

“Since it is so likely children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage.”

— C.S. Lewis

I WAS JUST REREADING TOA AND I SAW THAT RICK DESCRIBES WHERE MEG AND APOLLO WALK TO GET TO PERCY SO I FOLLOWED THEM ON MAPS AND IT LED ME TO AN APARTMENT BUILDING THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION SPREAD THE WORD WE HAVE HIS LOCATION

the narnia fandom after hearing about netflix

me, sitting on the santa claus’ lap: i want a million dollar!

santa claus: ho ho ho! want another thing!

me: i want all my ships to be canon!

santa claus: i’m signing the check for a million dollar.

If Harry Potter had Riordanverse-like chapter titles

“A DADA teacher tries to kill me - a sequel”

“Put this horcrux back where it came from or so help me”

“Fifth year: I still have no idea what’s going on”

“I don’t have bones and I am not surprised”

“Hermione solves everything, even faster than Annabeth Chase (though I have no idea who that is)”

“I have to catch a flying golden shit”

“I’m dead, but not really”

“An ancient cup tries to tell me what to do”

“To all the boys I’ve ever killed before - Tom Riddle’s diary”

“Wingardium Levifuckyou”

It’s not just me right....

It’s not just me that has like 40 something FanFiction’s I’m half reading and has like 40 more I want to read right....?

PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT JUST ME!!!

#notjustme #plztellme #lol #relatable

Leo Valdez 🔥

All I can think about is how I would bat have wanted Mozart as my music teacher....

A FLUTE NEEDS TO BREATH

#flute #HELPME #sothisiswhatmylifelookslikenow #nomozart #mozart #wolfgangamadeusmozart #music #band

“My nails clench at the walls, scratching them. I scream but the wind covers it, I kill, but my innocence hides it. They don’t understand I’m a wild monster ready to be released, ready to kill, ready to destroy. Instead I sit primly and wait for this to be over.”- PoeticInjustice