Edmund Pevensie lion witch and the wardrobe
Edmund felt a sensation of mysterious horror.
Hedwig is a village in Houston. Just thought you guys should know!
#houston #texas #HedwigIsTheBest #IMissHedwig
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: some possible gay subtext, but other than that pretty straight
The Heroes of Olympus: first canon LGBT+ characters, plus set up for future same-sex couple
The Trials of Apollo: YOU'RE GAY! I'M GAY! THAT GEYSER'S GAY! E V E R Y O N E I S G A Y
Rick riordan is actually a minor god of writing and his favorite demi god is the son who he wrote a story for, but wait rick riordan got stripped from his godly powers for writing that much about demigods and almost exposing them and also offending the gods in some of his books and now he lives as a mortal with his favorite demigod son and thats why he wrote āthe trials of apolloā. Boom. Exposed.
Percy has been an only child for every Christmas that Sally has celebrated since her parents died. Every year, the tree, the candy, the stockings and wrapping paper is blue. When Estelle begins to like pink, Sally worries that she may have to favour one over the other. She comes down the stairs one morning to find Percy asleep on the couch, amongst pink wrapping paper with the great big pink tree in the corner all lit up, waiting for Estelle.
My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?
Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because Iām doing the math*
My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUĆNTO TIENES HIJA????*
Me: I donāt know!*whimpers*
My mom: Didnāt they teach you this in school! And donāt talk back to me.
Me: no...
My mom: Ay Dios MĆo, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.
My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...
Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN
*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????
Percy: You are my one and only Annabeth Chase.
Annabeth: Honestly Percy, Did you say the same thing to Rachel and Calypso?
Percy: Well, yeah.
Annabeth: *outraged*
Percy: I told them Annabeth Chase is my one and only.
Annabeth: *tears up* You know you are my idiot, right?
Rayla: You can't follow me into fire!
Callum: Then donāt go running into fire!
I like the idea of Nico taking up his roman title āThe Ambassador of Plutoā as his job and becoming Hadesā liaison for other afterlives; negotiating for disputed souls, solving territorial issues, presenting conflict resolutions, signing treaties and accords, getting to know the other gods, their helpers and the most important inhabitants of each afterlife (maybe even make friends that way).Ā
And obviously, he gets to stay, as an honored guest, for all the ceremonies and feasts, and see different traditions, so he ends up being quite worldly.Ā But also consider:
Nico visiting the Norse Valhalla- Magnus: Oh, so youāre a greek demigod? My cousin is a greek demigod too! You might know her, Annabeth Chase?Ā Nico: What a coincidenceā¦Ā
Nico visiting the Egyptian Hall of Judgment- Osiris: Meet my daughter Sadie, she is not dead, just passing by. Sadie Kane: Oh, so youāre a greek demigod? I have a very good friend who is a greek demigod too! You might know her, Annabeth Chase? Nico: Okay what the Fuck?
All a girl really needs is books, movies, tv shows and fanficš
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... donāt think me old, Iām 20.
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