Nico And Will Seeing Alex And Magnus On A Date While They’re On A Quest, A Concept 🥺 💕

The Golden Age was generally described to be a long and happy time, during which the Four Monarchs ruled Narnia well. After stamping out the remnants of the White Witch’s army, the four rulers established good laws, preserved the peace and nature of the land, and encouraged ordinary people to live the lives that they wanted to.

@narnianetwork​: voyage 6: the golden age

The Uncle Rick has spoken

don’t let this joke die

will solace: a texan

so after my post yesterday I had people ask me to write some headcanons for our favorite son if apollo. I'm not a born and bred texan, georgia what up, but I've been here most of my life and boy can I say Texans are weird

will yells "all y'all" a lot when giving instructions to campers and these northerners never know how to act

he may be the son of apollo but he's also texan. you'll see him preaching about good eating habits and then see him down sweet tea by the gallon

speaking of, what do you mean there's no sweet tea? how do you just not have sweet tea? NO YOU CANT JUST PUT SUGAR IN TEA AND CALL IT SWEET, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

after his rampage through camp, chiron makes sure there's always sweet tea on stand by

also on the list of things they dont have, will is upset that there's no whataburger around

"do y'all have a buc-ees around here" / "will what the fuck is that"

one word: mums

he brings pictures back from high school and has to explain the concept of homecoming and mums to everyone.

"no not like mom in England, mum like chrysanthemum"

"WHY THE HELL IS THAT GIRL'S MUM SO BIG"

"that's not even the biggest one this year. one girl had one shaped like Texas with lights and bells-"

he saw an aphrodite kid wearing a large ring and just mutters, "must be an Aggie, "

"WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE STATE FAIR?"

will refuses to eat any other ice cream but blue bell and nico learns that the hard way

when nico shadowtravels to texas to visit will during the school year, will drags him to schlitterbahn and nico wonders how they even pronounce these chaotic texan words

"how do you pronounce this thing?"

"you mean waxahachie? it's a town"

exclusively refers to soda as "coke" and gets upset when they actually give him coke and nor dr.pepper

as good as the bbq at camp is, nothing beats texas bbq in will's book

he and leo will break out into "deep in the heart of texas" at random times

they also have a friendly rivalry going on with who's city is the best

"at least you're not from a&m"

he measures distance in time and doesnt understand why everyone keeps trying to ask him for measurements, "it's just 15 minutes away down yonder"

passive aggressive nicknames and phrases with a smile when he's feeling annoyed or pissed off that everyone just thinks is a sweet southern thing

"aww sweetheart, bless your heart"

he doesnt have a heavy southern accent but when you get him on a roll, his drawl will come out and everyone at camp swoons a little bit

this is getting a little long but who doesnt love a good ol Texan will solace

Mallory: I cant believe you and Magnus broke the bed.

Halfborn: You two must have gotten wild

Alex: haha…yeah..

[Flashback to earlier times]

Alex: I bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

gen z culture is teaching your younger siblings about vines and memes then quoting them together even though nobody else gets them

Dakota: So, Percy, how are you and Annabeth doing?

Percy: Oh. We're no longer dating. Annabeth's my ex-lover now.

Dakota:

Annabeth: Percy! I told you to stop saying that!

Annabeth: *clears throat* Hi, I'm Percy's spouse.

My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?

Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*

My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*

Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*

My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.

Me: no...

My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.

My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...

Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN

*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????

I have decided to start posting at least one Slytherin quote a day... Ravenclaw quote... Gryffindor quote.... and Hufflepuff quote. Also a zodiac sign post. Here is the first one!

ZODIAC SIGN!!

HUFFLEPUFF:

GRYFFINDOR:

RAVENCLAW

SLYTHERIN:

leo: i'm leo valdez

leo: i'm so hot i'm on fire

leo: bad boy supreme

calypso: *kicks his shin under the table*

leo: *eyes filled with tears* call 911