Percy: 'Kissing' Is Such A Dumb Word. 'Face Battle' Sounds Way Cooler.

Percy: What if we inverted our initials? Jercy Packson.

Magnus: Cagnus Mhase.

Jason: Gason Jrace.

Carter: Karter Can--

Carter: This is a stupid game anyway.

gen z culture is teaching your younger siblings about vines and memes then quoting them together even though nobody else gets them

When you have an international friend so you stay up late so you can talk to them

IVE BEEN WAITINF FOREVER

Here’s a wild plot twist

Rick riordan is actually a minor god of writing and his favorite demi god is the son who he wrote a story for, but wait rick riordan got stripped from his godly powers for writing that much about demigods and almost exposing them and also offending the gods in some of his books and now he lives as a mortal with his favorite demigod son and thats why he wrote “the trials of apollo”. Boom. Exposed.

I WAS JUST REREADING TOA AND I SAW THAT RICK DESCRIBES WHERE MEG AND APOLLO WALK TO GET TO PERCY SO I FOLLOWED THEM ON MAPS AND IT LED ME TO AN APARTMENT BUILDING THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION SPREAD THE WORD WE HAVE HIS LOCATION

Harry Potter as things me and my family and my friends have said

Harry Potter: I’m the victim, not the villain.

Ron Weasley: if I agree to be my friend I get to have free food at your house for the rest of your life.

Hermione Granger: Don’t bother me while I’m reading, I could be reading ‘how to murder annoying people’

Ginny Weasley: stop being rude, he could love me one day!

Fred and George Weasley: we’ll let you in on the prank, just give us 20 bucks

Percy Weasley: my sanity is more important than social interaction.

Charlie Weasley: CAN YOU HEAR IT, THE CALL OF THE WILD!!!! *me and my friends in the background to my friend that said this- ‘go home, your drunk!’*

Bill Weasley: my girlfriend is beautiful, and she’s French on her second aunt twice removed’s side!

Molly Weasley: I’m going to wrap you up in blankets and put you so close to the fire you’ll burn*sorry, it’s the only one I could find*

Arthur Weasley: I don’t have an obsession, I’m only interested in it more than other people

Great Aunt Muriel: SHUT IT. I’m trying to sleep, you guys went to sleep at 2:00 AM.

Albus Dumbledore: listen to the peaceful chirping of the crickets! They sound like me drunk!

Minerva Mcgonagall: dont joke about this, you could fall and die!

Profesor Trelawney: I see death and misfortune in your future, idiot

Types of people: Fantasy Worlds

Hogwarts: Always has room for more people in their home. Candle-lit dinners. Cuddling in front of fireplaces. Strong aesthetics. Gets confused easily. Not as dedicated to their studying as they pretend to be.

Neverland: Kindred spirit. Loves flying and travelling but only has one true home. Constantly on an adventure. Barefoot. Thrill Seeker. Dreams big. Sneaking out at midnight for an adventure.

Wonderland: Laughs the hardest out of all at their own jokes. Artistic. Sometimes can’t tell up from down. Loses track of time constantly. May or may not be on drugs. Tea lover. Trying to find their way.

Narnia: Still in the closet. Misunderstood. Cares a lot. Has a rough past. Always has cold hands and feet. Fighting to become a better person. Has a lot of love in their heart to share.

Camp Half-Blood: Does a lot of stupid things. Has a lot of fighting spirit. Not one for technology. Loves mythology. Bit of a geek at heart. Has been through a lot since they were kids.

Ooo: Comes off as the craziest person you have ever met. Constantly doing weird things. Doesn’t care what other people have to say. Keeps on going no matter what. Has a lot of spirit.

Sirius Raising Harry

Sirius: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Harry: Wait-- No. Please...No.

Sirius: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Harry: What--?

Sirius: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Harry: I--

Sirius: Get your jacket. We're gonna save some bees.

Sirius: Now Harry, I know Malfoy is a git but you can’t just go around punching people in the face.

Harry: But Sirius, he called Hermione a mudblood!

Sirius: … Remember not to tuck your thumb.