Jason, Drunk: Dear, What Did You Say?

darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes of the forest, but surely woman rose from the frothy sea, as resplendent as aphrodite on her scalloped chariot. margot datz.

Mythology, am I right?

Grover is the true reason we’re not all dead yet

My cousins daughter found a heart on their school playground!

wars don’t spare children.

Dakota: So, Percy, how are you and Annabeth doing?

Percy: Oh. We're no longer dating. Annabeth's my ex-lover now.

Dakota:

Annabeth: Percy! I told you to stop saying that!

Annabeth: *clears throat* Hi, I'm Percy's spouse.

Percy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.

Nico: only if you also don’t ask why

Nico: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Percy:

Nico:

Percy: this one is fine

Babysitting my little niece, she’s such a model!

You see???

💜 My dearest Hades and Persephone from Lore Olympus 💜 Follow me on Instagram @marlensotelo.jpg

Alex:[realizes that she likes Magnus]

Alex: who the fuck authorised this