Lester: Hey, Do You Think I Can Fit Fifteen Marshmallows In My Mouth?

leo: i'm leo valdez

leo: i'm so hot i'm on fire

leo: bad boy supreme

calypso: *kicks his shin under the table*

leo: *eyes filled with tears* call 911

What Type Of Mermaid Are You?

Pearl Scavenger → Aquarius. (January 20 - February 18) Deep Sea Mermaid → Pisces. (February 19 - March 20) Siren → Aries. (March 21 - April 19) Coral Reef Mermaid → Taurus. (April 20 - May 20) Freshwater Mermaid → Gemini. (May 21 - June 20) Seahorse Trainer → Cancer. (June 21 - July 22) Shapeshifter → Leo. (July 23 - August 22) Mermaid Princess → Virgo. (August 23 - September 22) Shipsaver → Libra. (September 23 - October 22) Mermaid Queen → Scorpio. (October 23 - November 21) Seawitch → Sagittarius. (November 22 - December 21) Arctic Mermaid → Capricorn. (December 22 - January 19)

Percy: You are my one and only Annabeth Chase.

Annabeth: Honestly Percy, Did you say the same thing to Rachel and Calypso?

Percy: Well, yeah.

Annabeth: *outraged*

Percy: I told them Annabeth Chase is my one and only.

Annabeth: *tears up* You know you are my idiot, right?

She doesn’t fight crime Or wear a cape She doesn’t read minds Or levitate But every time my world needs saving She’s my Superman Some folks don’t believe in heroes ‘Cause they haven’t met my mom

I have decided to start posting at least one Slytherin quote a day... Ravenclaw quote... Gryffindor quote.... and Hufflepuff quote. Also a zodiac sign post. Here is the first one!

ZODIAC SIGN!!

HUFFLEPUFF:

GRYFFINDOR:

RAVENCLAW

SLYTHERIN:

My first piece on my new xp pen my love got for my birthday. Sol Regem the sun king

Judge: How do you plead?

Leo: [looks at Piper]

Piper: [mouths “not guilty”]

Leo: Hot milky

Piper: *bangs head on desk* for fucks sake just lock him up.

I have so many reasons why I think a thestral is the perfect patronus for Draco but if I talk about it it’ll be a 10 page essay 

It’s not just me right....

It’s not just me that has like 40 something FanFiction’s I’m half reading and has like 40 more I want to read right....?

PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT JUST ME!!!

#notjustme #plztellme #lol #relatable

it is wednesday my dudes