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shoutout to that one minotaur in that narnia movie where he held that gate up , mad respect

don’t let this joke die

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! You know how there’s this thing where you translate Percy Jackson will never die and everything? I just did Jasón Grace. Read the TOA books before this, or else it’ll be spoiled.

Jason Grace dies in Trials of Apollo.

Do you see this??!!! It doesn’t say he’ll never die! It says his grace will never be lost!

Sirius Raising Harry

Sirius: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Harry: Wait-- No. Please...No.

Sirius: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Harry: What--?

Sirius: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Harry: I--

Sirius: Get your jacket. We're gonna save some bees.

LGBT+ Representation in the Camp Half-Blood Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: some possible gay subtext, but other than that pretty straight

The Heroes of Olympus: first canon LGBT+ characters, plus set up for future same-sex couple

The Trials of Apollo: YOU'RE GAY! I'M GAY! THAT GEYSER'S GAY! E V E R Y O N E I S G A Y

I WAS JUST REREADING TOA AND I SAW THAT RICK DESCRIBES WHERE MEG AND APOLLO WALK TO GET TO PERCY SO I FOLLOWED THEM ON MAPS AND IT LED ME TO AN APARTMENT BUILDING THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION SPREAD THE WORD WE HAVE HIS LOCATION

Books, what’s that?

I only read Fanfiction now.

Sure I read books!

Then I go and find a fanfiction about the book.

It’s sort of satisfying, reading a fanfiction about the book.

I like it.

So if you ask me what book I’m reading as I scroll through my phone and I look up guiltily and stammer all over the damn place it’s because I’m trying to remember a book I can lie about reading!

Thank you, and a good day/night/evening/morning.

She doesn’t fight crime Or wear a cape She doesn’t read minds Or levitate But every time my world needs saving She’s my Superman Some folks don’t believe in heroes ‘Cause they haven’t met my mom

But a PJO Royalty/Olden-Days AU 

Where Zeus is King of Olympus

But everyone knows that Princess Thalia and Prince Jason were not born of his queen, Hera 

Duke Poseidon is Captain of the Navy, and tries to stay away from his brother’s dramas 

But his son, Percy, is well-known for his strength and bravery and keeps getting called on 

And Duke Hades is just done 

He lives as far away from the castle as possible 

But his children, Nico and Hazel, live in the castle 

He had another daughter, Bianca, but she died of illness a couple of years back 

Zeus’ advisor, Athena, is well known for her intelligence, but also her coldness and detachedness 

Her daughter, Annabeth, tries to copy her, but is too full of energy 

Bellona and Ares are co-incharge of the army 

But while they have a rivalry, Reyna and Frank, their respective children, get along very well 

Ares’ daughter, Clarisse, stays clear of them both 

Hermes is the messenger 

He has twins, Conner and Travis, who are full of life and are loved by the court 

But his eldest son, Luke, is known for being bitter and hating the monarchy system 

Aphrodite is a wealthy lady, and cousin to the king- so she lives in the castle 

She’s followed around everywhere by her handmaidens: Silena, Drew, Piper and Lacy

Apollo is both the healer and the court entertainer 

And has so many children, all by different woman 

The most notable is Will, who has noticeable talent as a healer

Pan is that traveling nature-man who Grover adores 

Artemis runs a gang of girls who are done with the patriarchal system

They are rivalled only by the army set up by Bellona’s eldest daughter, Hylla 

Demeter is a prominent farmer and is in charge of the country’s produce 

But her daughter, Meg, runs havoc throughout the castle 

Hephaestus runs the forges and armoury 

His son, Leo, will take over someday and, though he is a trouble-maker, is amazing 

Posiedon’s son, Tyson, also has a passion for the forges 

Dionysius is that one drunk guy that no one likes 

Chiron is the tutor Zeus’ children, but tutors the other children in the castle, too 

And over the sea there is that warring-country of Valhalla 

And no one is ever quite sure what goes over in the pyramid-land. They don’t even know its name. 

Percy: Hey Nico! You're Italian right?

Nico: Yeah.

Percy: But you don't look Italian!

Nico: So what am I supposed to look like then? A bowl of spaghetti?