My First Flute 💕

Who needs this big of a shower? Sure, I may need more elbow room... but honestly!! Got this off Pinterest. Just wondering... who would want this shower?

*awkwardly raises hand*

Me: I mean, there can't be more beautiful people in this seri-

Rayla's Parents:

Me: Well, fuck.

P E T E R   P E V E N S I E  → H I G H   K I N G   O F   N A R N I A

My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?

Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*

My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*

Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*

My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.

Me: no...

My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.

My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...

Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN

*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????

It’s not just me right....

It’s not just me that has like 40 something FanFiction’s I’m half reading and has like 40 more I want to read right....?

PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT JUST ME!!!

#notjustme #plztellme #lol #relatable

Just a moment of rest

Someone give these hardworking demigods a hug god damn it

Fandom: *never worry or care about Jason more than to despise him*

Jason: *dies*

Fandom:

I could say:

I love Peter P.

And no one would know if i’m talking about Peter Pan, Peter Pevensie or Peter Parker