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1.) fucking love guac. i had a guacamole recently that changed my life. yall. guacamole with sun dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, feta, fresh herbs and garlic olive oil. i entered a new plane of existence.

2.) great!! when i waddle down to the fridge at 3am like a zombie olives is one of the things i grab. love all kinds of olives. they’re so salty and delicious :-D

3.) would marry a mango. delectable. the texture is absolutely lovely, i adore how velvety the flesh it and how sweet the juice is. 11/10

4.) HUMMUS IS GREAT MY FAVORITE IS ROASTED RED PEPPER HUMMUS. you can dip it, spread it, eat it with a damn spoon if you want!

5.) tomatoes. i love you tomatoes. i love you. heirloom tomatoes are the best. have yall ever had a purple cherokee heirloom tomato. they’re gorgeous inside and out, big as hell, they’re very rich, a little sweet, and kinda smokey?? so fucking good.

6.) cannolis are very good. i like that they aren’t overwhelmingly sweet. very good crunchy outside with a smooth inside. delightful experience all around. did you know that cannoli is actually the plural word and the singular is cannolo?

anyways these are my opinions! :-D

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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