Drew Over Something I Wrote For A Class And Liked :] Sorry The Cars Are Lowkey Ugly, Its Because I Fucking

"and if the dog bit back?" im in tears

ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

Leila Chatti, "Postcard from Gone"

1.) fucking love guac. i had a guacamole recently that changed my life. yall. guacamole with sun dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, feta, fresh herbs and garlic olive oil. i entered a new plane of existence.

2.) great!! when i waddle down to the fridge at 3am like a zombie olives is one of the things i grab. love all kinds of olives. they’re so salty and delicious :-D

3.) would marry a mango. delectable. the texture is absolutely lovely, i adore how velvety the flesh it and how sweet the juice is. 11/10

4.) HUMMUS IS GREAT MY FAVORITE IS ROASTED RED PEPPER HUMMUS. you can dip it, spread it, eat it with a damn spoon if you want!

5.) tomatoes. i love you tomatoes. i love you. heirloom tomatoes are the best. have yall ever had a purple cherokee heirloom tomato. they’re gorgeous inside and out, big as hell, they’re very rich, a little sweet, and kinda smokey?? so fucking good.

6.) cannolis are very good. i like that they aren’t overwhelmingly sweet. very good crunchy outside with a smooth inside. delightful experience all around. did you know that cannoli is actually the plural word and the singular is cannolo?

anyways these are my opinions! :-D

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

Centipede blues

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

a bg version of the peaceful as hell album cover i did that i want to get as a tattoo

flavor of the day

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later