Excuse me Neptune is a CANDLESTICK
(I'm literally just scrolling through the asexual tag, I have only seen one bot, I think we won)
Me with Brennan Lee Mulligan because he's so pure I love him
do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely
like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day
Mhm. Mhm. Same. Fr.
sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat
Right OK so funny story
I was in the shower, ya know, as you do, when a spider appeared, nearly above my head. Well I thought to myself, "it won't do me any harm, just ignore it." Next thing I know, the fucker swings down like it was Spider Man, so, obviously, me being the pathetic wet cat of a person I am, I scream, the most screamy screm I have ever scrempt. I yell to my mother, "I'm fine, I'm fine, just a spider!" and she tells me grab a sponge and whack the poor thing.
Now, however bad I would feel about pummeling the poor innocent spider, I did not want a spider crawling on the floor or sides of the bath while I was showering, nor did I want it to crawl on me, so I did so. I took a look at the sponge to see if I had killed it, and it moved its legs, so I, instinctively, lobbed it out of the shower. I look at the sponge for a while and didn't want anything to do with it so I kept on showering.
I didn't have my glasses in the bathroom and I completely avoided the sponge, quickly got dryed and dressed to leave as soon as I could, so I do not know if the spider died or if it lives another day.
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
Life is like going on trips because my mom made me partake in it and expects me to actually do something
HOW DID YOU KNOW!? HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!? YOU HAVEN'T ANY LEGS!??? HOW DID YOU GET HERE!???
I love women!!!!!! also you love women too!!!!!!!!
Random post I dunno, if you came here from my post on the other social media thingy I can't remember the name then hi there
HOLY SHIT
They/she + Any neos Kpop Fan Good omens fan If you couldn't already tell, I'm gay 🇵🇸
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