Peter’s Favorite Thing To Do Is Convince The Avengers That The Spider He Was Bitten By Was Venomous,

Peter’s favorite thing to do is convince the Avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he’s venomous, too. No one really believes him, but no one wants to test that theory, either.

Sam: *tries to steal the remote*

Peter, hissing: I’ll fucking bite you, try me.

Tony, who definitely knows Peter’s not venomous: Yeah, the toxins would have you dead within seconds.

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6 years ago
The Stark Contrast Between New And Old In Cairo. ⠀ ⠀

The Stark Contrast Between New and Old in Cairo. ⠀ ⠀

Via Nat Geo and Pete McBride

7 years ago

GUYS SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING LIKE PETER IS THE ONE APPARENTLY DYING, BUT DOESN'T TOM HAVE CONTRACT FOR MORE MOVIES (HOCO 2, ETC)????????? PLEASE ANSWER ME I'M SCARED AND CONFUSED AND I WANNA CRY

supernovaspidey - ←sassy nerd→
supernovaspidey - ←sassy nerd→
7 years ago

Why The Maze Runner series are great and should be read by everyone

Many many many different nationalities of characters

No gender is superior

A mentally ill leading character

Romance is not a major plotline, yet we still see the importance of love

Girls are bold and strong AND have emotions and cry because that’s realistic

Self-found family

No villains – everyone is fighting for what they think is right and everyone has a backstory (again, realistic)

Funny, heartwarming, inspirational and heartbreaking at the same time

Every ship is real

Sassy assholes

Doesn’t get boring

The protagonist looks like fried liver on a stick.

Boys helping boys and girls protecting girls

 Also set in the future

People die

All characters are realistic teenagers who run out of breath, get scared, eat a lot and stink

Girl is respected and safe despite being the only one in a camp with all boys

The protagonist is gay with his best friend, the author agrees

7 years ago

Friends.... my ass

Z and TOM today on her snapchat!!!!!!

8 years ago

I 'VEALWAYS KNOWN THEY SWITCH POSITIONS!!!!!

After they got married, Sherlock randomly starts introducing John and/or himself with a double name, despite the fact that they both decided to just keep their names as they are. John, obviously, doesn’t say anything against it, in fact he loves the little proud face that Sherlock makes each time he gets to introduce himself as “Sherlock Watson-Holmes”, but - and it takes John a little while to notice it - at times Sherlock exchanges the two last names and makes it a “Holmes-Watson”.

At first John can’t quite make sense of these very randomly occuring changes, nor can he place the almost gleeful smirk accompanying Sherlock’s name being mentioned first other than as Sherlock’s usual, occasional hubris.

That is, until the realisation what the decisive factor is hits John unexpectedly at their next crime scene, and he pulls Sherlock aside, not sure if he should rather be angry or burst out in a giggle fit.

“Sherlock, you cock, stop doing that!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking-”

“Don’t you even try. Just… stop switching the names.”

“John, as you might remember, we didn’t agree on having a shared name, so neither of these two options is exactly false-”

But John cuts him off by pulling him dangerously close, which makes Sherlock startle for a moment, and drops his voice as he continues:

“But I, for my part, do not want the entire Yard to eventually figure out that it’s code for ‘who of us topped last night’, so I suggest you drop it or I’ll make sure there won’t be a Mr Holmes-Watson for a very long time.”

7 years ago

someone: why do you like the xmen so much?? i mean they're cool and all but so are the avengers

me internally: because the xmen are a group of oppressed people who are Constantly fighting for their survival and equality, while also fighting for all of mankind, the people who actively discriminate against them, when they really don't have to (unlike the avengers who mainly spend their time fighting each other or not caring about mutants). Their story of oppression is relatable to those who deal with discrimination and oppression in real life, therefor making their story all the more compelling. Not to mention, the xmen stories have magneto who is one of the most interesting, complexing and captivating villain, (if you can even call him that), in the entire marvel universe.

me out loud: idk they have pretty cool powers

7 years ago

Reblog if…

you think Bill Skarsgard deserves an OSCAR for playing Pennywise the dancing clown in IT

Reblog If…
6 years ago

Gilbert: Anne is looking at us, act natural.

Sebastian: Farming, farming.

Gilbert, fake nodding: Apples, Apples.

Sebastian: Cows, cows.

5 years ago

This legit happened in my session lmao

rey and ben:

Rey And Ben:

everyone in the theatre, fucking immediately:

Rey And Ben:
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