Loosely Based On Something That Happened To Me

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

farming aw’s 

so obviously its complicated etc etc but. itd be funny

Are there any mooshroom Tommy enjoyers here

personally, i think it is very cash money for hozier to exist

friend sweater :)

“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic

Max: How many Alix’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Kim: Just one. The real question is, how many ladders does she need?

Alix: *offended noises*

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

techno and tommy !! they !!

techno baby sits his english teacher's son (they're neighbors).