Marinette: So my bio textbook says human life began in Africa
Marinette: you’re the goddess of creation, did you have anything to do with that?
Tikki: oh yeah, that was me
Tikki: sort of an accident tho
Marinette: yeah? What did you do?
Tikki: oh I just blessed the rains
Marinette: I SWEAR TO FUCK
chemistry is better than biology and you can @ me if you disagree. im ready for the fight.
callum, before he figured out he was a mage:
Can’t you see he’s busy??
Hey all you lovely people who have periods, the world is starting to look a little bit brighter now that certain tampon/pad companies have started to allow people to receive small kits and samples of pads, maxi pads, liner, and tampons for free. And I mean 100% free and discreet. You just have to give them your address and name, and bam! You’ve got all the menstrual cycle products you could ever need for no cost. Links below!
U by Kotex
Always
Playtex
Poise
i just want to say that every part of me, every single ATOM hates, absolutely despises dialogue tags
Some words to use when writing things:
winking
clenching
pulsing
fluttering
contracting
twitching
sucking
quivering
pulsating
throbbing
beating
thumping
thudding
pounding
humming
palpitate
vibrate
grinding
crushing
hammering
lashing
knocking
driving
thrusting
pushing
force
injecting
filling
dilate
stretching
lingering
expanding
bouncing
reaming
elongate
enlarge
unfolding
yielding
sternly
firmly
tightly
harshly
thoroughly
consistently
precision
accuracy
carefully
demanding
strictly
restriction
meticulously
scrupulously
rigorously
rim
edge
lip
circle
band
encircling
enclosing
surrounding
piercing
curl
lock
twist
coil
spiral
whorl
dip
wet
soak
madly
wildly
noisily
rowdily
rambunctiously
decadent
degenerate
immoral
indulgent
accept
take
invite
nook
indentation
niche
depression
indent
depress
delay
tossing
writhing
flailing
squirming
rolling
wriggling
wiggling
thrashing
struggling
grappling
striving
straining
Marc: Nath asked me to be his fake date to his cousin’s wedding so he could avoid the usual “are you seeing someone?” questions.
Alya: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this turns out.
benchtrio side :D
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