Iam Not A Person I Am This Thing

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE LACK OF SCANDAL FICS LIKE EVERYONE IN THAT SHOW IS LITERALLY TO DIE FOR AND IMA NEED THE FANDOM TO STEP IT UP 😭😭😭😭

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

how I read the most toe-curling, spine-shattering, nerve-wrecking, nastiest smut ever written in this god forsaken app

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

“I’m fine!!”

Literally her:

Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

Goodnight to the ghetto black girls

Goodnight to the queer black girls

Goodnight to the autistic black girls

Goodnight to the weird black girls

Goodnight to the nerdy black girls

Goodnight to the strong black girls

Goodnight to the mentally ill black girls

Goodnight to the trans black girls

Goodnight to the crybaby black girls

Goodnight to the black girls all about self-preservation

Goodnight to the artistic black girls

Goodnight to the "fast" black girls

Goodnight to the nonbinary black girls

Goodnight to the black girls, who had to grow up too early

Goodnight to the fatherless black girls

Goodnight to the motherless black girls

Goodnight to the black girls, who are the eldest sibling

Goodnight to the black girls who have made it this far

Goodnight to the black girls that don't fit in