OoT: The Master Sword is just too big for the young hero of time, so the sword will send him seven years into the future until he can wield the blade of evil's bane.
WW: Let's just shrink the sword
best thing about Ianthe is that the bone arm is so fucking stupid. it doesn’t make any sense. it sounds cool in theory but in reality having her entire right arm reduced to only skinny little bones probably just make her look off-balance and weird. the joint that connects to the shoulder is either surrounded by open exposed meat or has had skin manually grown over it so that her upper arm looks like a corn dog. I assume lyctorhood + bone magic means that her body can do whatever it wants but also how is an arm without muscle going to have any strength behind it. she’s one unlucky landing away from snapping clean through the gold plating and exploding her rapier arm into a dozen useless shards. Yes she can just regenerate it but why go through the effort. Why is she only making herself a Fat Glove on an as-needed basis she is a flesh magician just put the meat back on it. except she never will because it’s her daily reminder of the closest she ever got to having sex with harrow
the question remains: will i ever make reguri art that isn't for a bad joke
help. (don't.)
closeups:
this is the book, right? this is the entire book?
bonus: who needs human comfort when you have b o n e s ?
sometimes a family can be an illiterate 19 yr old, a scary lady, a dead librarian inhabiting the body of said scary lady, an ass joke addict with muscles for days, and Noodle
The two extremes of the mommy issues spectrum are Junji Ito creating Tomie because he's terrified of women and Tatsuki Fujimoto creating Makima because he wants to be dominated by a woman.
Lone Wanderer: if I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?
Amata: I promise.
Lone Wanderer: So there’s this boy in our cla-
Amata: you can do better.
Another modern AU. One where Gideon is the sexy half of John Travolta in grease and harrow is probably a bitchy TA
Call me Droid | 19 | Any pronouns | Sapphic creature thing | i'm sort of like skyrim: all breadth no depth
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