Omw To Drain The Life From Ur Planet

good morning

Me reading chapter 1: Oh I bet Chloe is just being overdramatic and presumptuous and Shara is actually a nice girl with more depth than Chloe thinks

Me by chapter 12: Shara Wheeler is a vicious bitch and maybe a sociopath

Me by chapter 17: Oh they’re both batshit insane and they’re //perfect// for each other

more modern au (and part 2)

Josie and Isabel kissing while covered in the blood of football players? This is why we fight for gay rights

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

undone without you 

from twitter

SILLY LITTLE GUY MEOWS MORALES

nona!! sweet nona!!!  LITTLE BOOK MOST BELOVED!! i just finished it this weekend and am bursting with delight. i think women can do whatever they want

Head empty, only dogs. Or bones. Or boobies. Or who the hell even knows.