No YOU'RE Cooked. I'm Caramelized

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

Franz Kafka — Letters to Felice (1912-1917)

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

we’re often taught not to cut ties with people because we might need them someday. but today, i pray that i never have to rely on anyone who has hurt, ridiculed, or embarrassed me. may God always provide for me abundantly so i never find myself in that position.

it is what it is *proceeds to puke from anxiety*

Singlehandedly one of the best little guys I've purchased.