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Sir pentious got the girl and went to heaven he stays winning

have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????

resizing this crunched it so badly </3

Yeah he just hides it better. Like have you seen him in his flirty little fedora at the cafe?

meta knight is just as goofy as dedede I'm sorry that's just the truth I'm objectively correct

JOJOS RRRREEEEEFREEEEEENCE /lemongrab

Monsters and Girls is just like Hazbin Hotel, but heaven and hell are pretty chill with each other.

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

An asshole

what would you do if cancel culture tried to cancel superman?

who is cancel culture

Reblog to kill it faster

Sharing is Caring, if you ever had trouble sorting your digimon into an existing field, maybe these additions will help xD

"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."

"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"

"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."

"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."

"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"

"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."

"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."

[SOUND OF MASSIVE EXPLOSION]