Falin🐲🫶

He’s on YouTube if you wanna look him up

I’m just imagining quote (another Kirby oc whom I love just as much as yours) meeting starstruck and him being the grilling that he is he just eats his kfc and doesn’t question her being different (he has fought a yellow Kirby with 4 wings and a tanooki tail)

i don't know this particular oc sorry, but he sounds fun!! my knowledge on ocs in the kirbyverse is a little slim; i know those belonging to mutuals and a few standout faves!

but i certainly imagine that in the world of ocs she's much less abnormal than in a canon compliant setting, where she generally spends her time!

there are dozens of knights/puffball/etc ocs and waddle dees with much wilder and more creative designs than starstrucks out there, and many with incredibly complex stories and such! i think that probably in this circumstance she would get her wish of being just like any other waddle dee again 😂

And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.

My rose is that I had my college orientation, my thorn was that an energy drink spilled at work and my hand went numb for the rest of the day, and my bud is that my sisters baby shower is on Saturday

give me a rose, a thorn, and a bud from this week so far

(also if you don't have a thorn then hell yeah, you don't have to come up with one)

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Teehee

Reblog if you have not been booped yet

sleep comes in waves

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heeppy hoolida

Reblogging cause I don’t have disposable income

funds so I can escape a transphobic household

hoping this is the last time i have to come here to raise funds. a lot of you remember i raised money not long ago for an ab0rtion. well, lmao. as soon as one situation was squared away a new one came up. after my operation i thought i could settle here for a while wit my aunt while i got back on my feet, but her boyfriend has been nothing but transphobic, verbally abusive, and threatening since i got here. i'm scared for my safety need money to travel back to my hometown. looking to raise $400 for hotel fee and gas. thanks, again.

https://paypal.me/jennycarsons (ignore deadname) cash app: $courtcarsons 0/$400

Tears of the kingdom

“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”

The urge where your listening to a song and say "who this would make a cool animation wouldn't it" but your skills wouldn't allow you to make something that badass.