"Marcille Is Blaspheming The Almighty Christian God With Her Evil Black Magic!" There Is Zero Mention

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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kiss kiss fall in debt

i genuinely think that death note is gay by design. if it isn't, you are left with light the heterosexual. you know he's as such because he constantly reaffirms this with elaborate rituals that he barely pulls off. he's disgusted by a model calling herself his girlfriend and the only person he connects with on the literal planet is another man, with whom he shares the only non-surveilled room at task force hq for two months. i don't need them to kiss on the page for me to know that it happened. there is yaoi everywhere for those with eyes to see

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

even if L successfully solved the kira case and had Light executed, lets be real, he wouldn’t last that long. For the sheer fact that nothing would ever be an interesting as Light Yagami ever again. Even in s platonic angle, L is a detective first and foremost because it cures his boredom- once he’s had a taste of something that un-boring, do you really think he could go back to the same old cases? Even the most interesting of secret plots could never compare to Kira, to Light. He would spend the rest of his energy searching for someone on his level again, someone to make things interesting- always to no avail. He couldn’t go on after the Kira case.

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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