YAYYYY

kiss kiss fall in debt

greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful

sharing these on here too cuz I love them

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

i think L explains things with gummy bears.

i thrifted this sketchbook that has grey paper, it's wonderful for colored pencil!

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight