Bernie Used Up His Last Bit Of Chill. This Is The Senatorial Version Of Saying "I Told You So!"

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Armand but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

additional ID: the second portrait reads "the poet" underneath and the third reads "the king"

O lei O lai O lord

ID: 3 portraits, the first is of Arthur Morgan holding a gun, his hat is covering half of his face, he has blood around his mouth. Underneath it reads “the soldier”

The second portrait is of Hosea Matthews, his eyes are closed and he has blood spreading on his shirt. There’s an open book in front of him

The third portrait is of Dutch Van der Linde, he his holding a lit cigar and has blood on his hands. The smoke is swirling around his face

Each of the portraits has a sun like symbol behind their heads

family

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved

misa thing I did instead of talking to people at lunch lol