Daniel, it appears I have won us another free iPhone 15! Yes, I’ve given them your address and banking information. To aid in the collection of our prize. Daniel— do NOT raise your voice to me, Daniel. You forget yourself. Why must you always belittle my accomplishments? Beloved, we need only pay shipping
As a trans woman you can generally expect not to be believed about most things: The legal processes you've navigated, effects you've had from transition care, what you had for breakfast, and so on.
But there's one major exception, which is when you're clearly joking.
If you say something like "I'm going to forcefem Richard Nixon for his crimes", you will be subjected to a person who fully and entirely believes that:
You possess the infrastructure and resources necessary to operate a real life forcefemming dungeon sophisticated enough to forcefem not just any captive, but a US President
You intend to wield the power of this forcefem dungeon over political disagreements, and are taking active steps to do so
Your intended target is Richard Nixon, famously a corpse who has been dead for 30 glorious, Nixonless years, and you are apparently going to be able to put him in a state that would be receptive to forcefemming, which is generally understood to require a subject who is alive
Despite the evidence that you are a necromancer with substantial kidnapping abilities, you are receptive to being informed, in a strongly worded post of concern, that necromantic forcefem is immoral.
And once they've caught you in your dastardly scheme, they will not relent at attempts to clarify
the feeling is mutual
i love reading the reviews for disco elysium because it's like
⭐️ - genuinely the most dogshit game i've ever played in my entire life. i clicked the options for my politics and it called me a fascist fucking stupid commies i hate you i hate you i hate y
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - kim made me so horny i had to do breathing exercises to calm down
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 - i died from the chair
kim being so insistent on you being in your late 50s is so funny we dont talk about it enough
We are almost ready to publish our second volume, but ... We've gotten ZERO art submissions!
If you like frogs and want to help a little literature and art mag out, we would really appreciate any art you've made or photos you've taken of frogs!!
Please reblog to spread the word and send to any friends you know who might like to contribute :)
You can read our submission guidelines and submit here: https://croaklit.com/submit/
With your help, we can bring frog art to the world!
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