Your Regular Reminder That Trickle-down Economics Is A Cruel Joke Designed By The Wealthy.

a Zaunite jayvik au I’m thinking about writing…

Misaaaaaa

L Lawliet is a greedy motherfucker. he wants to know everything about the specific things he cares about. he wants to pick people apart. he wants the thrill of the chase because he gets off on it. he wants to pin light yagami to the wall like a butterfly and rip every scale off his wings. he likes sweets. he doesn't like watching innocent people die. he will absolutely sacrifice innocents if he's deemed it a necessary action. he's characterized by an endless understimulated ennui. he's motivated primarily to escape boredom. he's an asshole. he's inherently kind. he's a hero to some and a worthless piece of shit to others. he plays mind games because he doesn't trust anyone. he plays mind games because he gets off on it. he's not much of a voyeur. he's the voyeur of all time. he's kind of a pervert. he's not a sexual creature at all. he's a spoiled brat. he's a martyr. he has a fine tuned sense for danger. he abandons this sense when it comes to thrill seeking. he's an adrenaline junkie. he's a hikikomori. he does drag. he's brutally honest between breaths and he lies for fun. he's terrified of dying. he sticks his neck out because it makes things more interesting. his methods are brutal and efficient and machiavellian. he gets the job done. he admires soichiro yagami. he thinks poorly of his son. he's the greatest detective in the world, richer than Croesus, and operates without any oversight; he's dependent on the trust of regular cops in order to get anything done. he likes the idea of being in a battle that shakes the heavens and the earth. he has a feeling he won't survive it. he has a meta-sense of narrative inevitability and yet loses every time. he considers himself justice. he is both unbound by the law and the law itself. he rejects his own myth. he is nevertheless shackled by his belief in it. he lacks a moral compass. he doesn't like it when people die in front of him. he has no objection to torture. torture is one of the first things he reaches for. he knows brazilian martial arts. his last thought is disbelief that he'd lost even though he was right. his legacy crushed an unknown number of children under its weight. he loved light yagami. he wanted to kill him personally. he eats banana peels

plagg is so cunty. canonically caused 1) the destruction of Atlantis, 2) the leaning tower of Pizza just by running into it and 3) the extinction of dinosaurs??? hello??? also didn't recognize the book of guardians or the fucking peacock miraculous when they were right in front of his. idiot

some fishe studies pt 1 orbicular batfish juvenile || rainbowfish

i feel like emotionally adrien would be better off with tikki and marinette would be better off with plagg but that would end the show too soon

plagg is so cunty. canonically caused 1) the destruction of Atlantis, 2) the leaning tower of Pizza just by running into it and 3) the extinction of dinosaurs??? hello??? also didn't recognize the book of guardians or the fucking peacock miraculous when they were right in front of his. idiot

greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful