Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

some overture stuff I doodled while watching a tournament last weekend :v

no sales for 5 days..

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

the Europa ice war is a fun spontaneous creative writing project, my problem is im an astronomy nerd and am pissed how people seem to think "in the ice tunnels" and "on the surface" are equally plausible places to be strategically and practically. even if you have sci-fi space shields, you do NOT wanna be on a spacewalk in a combat zone. and being on the surface of Europa is 100% a spacewalk.

uhhhhh..... well......... uhhhhhhhhh.....

okay don't judge me but

i'm not just dead. i'm like, NEGATIVE alive

i'm either blown up, torn apart, shot, gassed, crushed, evaporated, or a multitude of other fucked up and evil ways to die of death.

i'm fucked. i'm so unbelievably fucked.

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

I like the idea of killing a necromancer stopping his skeletons from attacking you not because a spells broken but because theyre not getting paid anymore

AMERICANS? IS ROOT BEER NICE?! I WANNA KNOW

No third option you gotta pick a side

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.