When A Billionaire Dies They Should Explode Into A Large Pile Of Coins And Xp That Get Randomly Dropped

AMERICANS? IS ROOT BEER NICE?! I WANNA KNOW

No third option you gotta pick a side

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!

These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.

But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.

This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.

"why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue" is such a raw line i can't believe it comes from a chat message that jerma just randomly decided to read

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

i made another one of these woah! @agentldiddy made the original idea and i turned it into one of these for it

nothing I take less seriously then people who say "oh my gods" come on now girl

Fuck zodiac signs, which of The Five Voices are you in your friend group?

they should let me into nasa so i can discover a new planet and name it ecto-1

me: oh dear, how will i store my beloved jacket? if only there were a plastic implement to hold up my fine clothing!

the aptly-named coat hanger: