Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

maid you look

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

Girl are yuo a nuclear cavalier? Because your hotness level is at a 14/10

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

"I do think the 'hot temper' Truth will apply to threatening to kill a 14 year old."

Okay, but I took it over to the national forest a few weeks ago, and the ranger was totally fine with it over there.

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Yeah. I made a reservation and everything. The guy I talked to on the phone said it was fine. Spot 27. Recreational vehicle.

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It’s a mech. Hiking chassis. Look, I’ve got the licensure documents right here. State inspection, registration, the whole nine yards. Fully de-mil. Asphalt safe, tree safe, zero emissions, low sound, civvie reactor—

—dude, dude—just calm down, okay? It’s—would you just—

It’s a coldcore. Coldcore. It runs cleaner than that truck you’re sitting in. What, do you think I’m carrying around uranium or something? Come on, man, give me a little credit.

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Yeah, it’s running now.

Oh, no—man, come on, it’s shielded. Just—

no sales for 5 days..

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

lake of fire is like. arguably worse. aren't you vulnerable to fire damage anyways?

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.