tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser
they call me appliance miser

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4 months ago

pipevine swallowtail.

as for moths (for funsies), atlas.

important question for everyone here, what is your favorite type of butterfly

4 months ago
I Dont Think I Ever Posted This Here But I Adore The Idea Of Splicing Together Bumper Stickers

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers


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4 months ago

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!

PAY ATTENTION TO WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT!!

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
4 months ago
a comment from tumblr user i-am-worth-something-now requesting, "gar that's a knight (jousting with its long nose)".
drawing of a green spotted gar with yellow fins. it is curled on itself and wearing specialized reddish plate armour that fits its fishy parts.

could not figure out the logistics of jousting but here is a noble fish knight

4 months ago

maid you look


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4 months ago

i vaguely remember seeing the yt notification "drafted into the skeleton war" show up a few days ago

I Vaguely Remember Seeing The Yt Notification "drafted Into The Skeleton War" Show Up A Few Days Ago

and the only thought i had when i saw it was NO!!! NO!!!!! DON'T TAKE ME TO THE SKELETON WAR!!!!!!!!!!


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5 months ago

does this to you


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5 months ago
Need A Good Affordable Quality Way To Refuel Your Body? Try The Mc Harrison Burger Meal, Containing One

Need a good affordable quality way to refuel your body? Try the Mc Harrison Burger Meal, containing one (1) standard issue Mc Harrison Nu-Beef™ Burger, with cheese, lettuce, tomato and optional pickle slices. Packaged within a durable shock absorbent, grease resisitant box, so you can have your Mc Harrison Burger where you please. Mc Harrison: Superior by Recipe.


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5 months ago

You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person


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5 months ago
New Alucard The Mighty Sticker Just Dropped

new alucard the mighty sticker just dropped

5 months ago

this one

This One

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

Thing I Noticed

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

5 months ago

man i need to lancerpost more often

Man I Need To Lancerpost More Often

in all seriousness jesus christ my phone has not stopped exploding for like three days

i'm enjoying all the constructive takes though. love you mech nerds. mwah.

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

Thing I Noticed

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.


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5 months ago

Having an argument and I need more input on this. Technical specifically in this context.


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5 months ago

huh. neat.

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

Thing I Noticed

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

5 months ago

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

Thing I Noticed

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.


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5 months ago
tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser
‘I CAN’T FREEZE UP NOW!!’
‘I CAN’T FREEZE UP NOW!!’

‘I CAN’T FREEZE UP NOW!!’

alucard the mighty, champion of sarpadia for thirty years


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5 months ago

rb to have a super gay 2023

5 months ago

Meanwhile, back in Lancer...

Meanwhile, Back In Lancer...

We have established that HORUS is basically a mixture of Space 4chan and Space Kiwifarms. A bunch of Chronically Terminally Online anonymous dickheads who "ironically" embody all the worst Galaxy Brain memes that exist, have ever existed, and will never exist. This is known, yeah?

This, to me, implies the existence of a Space Something Awful, and the real reason HORUS exists is because Space Lowtax probably banned Four-Dimensional Paracausal Space Anime Porn or something.

5 months ago

aromantic and interested in shipping in much the same way people are interested in superheroes. like man wouldnt it be cool if dating was real. id love to imagine what i would do if dating was real. here's my tierlist of the best kinds of dating. number 4 may surprise you.


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5 months ago

hehe dyed my hair bluer. and changed it. a lot

yayyy


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5 months ago

Lancer players naming their mechs like drag Queen names

Lancer Players Naming Their Mechs Like Drag Queen Names
5 months ago

oooohhhh right

Nerry

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.

5 months ago
Feliz Natal

Feliz natal

jesus fuck what is that

you get 12 gauge buckshot

5 months ago

lake of fire is like. arguably worse. aren't you vulnerable to fire damage anyways?

Nerry

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.

5 months ago
Nerry

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.

5 months ago
Slapped This Together For The Mech I've Been Playing In A Lancer Westmarch

slapped this together for the mech I've been playing in a lancer westmarch

shoutout to my gf hazen for the kitbash


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5 months ago

my captain wayne stickers arrived today i've never been happier

My Captain Wayne Stickers Arrived Today I've Never Been Happier

in the same mail was also an overdraft notice but we can ignore that


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5 months ago
Merry Christmas

merry christmas

thank you for this delightful ruby

your christmas gift shall be.....

LAKE OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

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