-Hangs Upside Down From A Tree Branch And Looks At Them.-

I mean no shit. We just have to be calm about this.

wait. what are we now?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

All of you are fucking stupid.

(They pause, clearing their throat.)

sorry..

J-Just.. Come on.. Just stop t-teasing him like a damn kindergartener..

(They sigh, their face red as well.)

Evil- Ev-

...

Evz.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

oh mein Gott…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Ah....

Probably? I can shoot down some birds for you!

Uh.. C-Can I pet you?

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

((Artist/Writer here, I made some fanart for an artist I adore on here, should I post it?))

No no.. Hey.. We can talk to him about this.

I-It’ll be okay..

… i hope he doesn’t leave me again…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

W-What? A-Amputate? Oh god…

(They sit down on the work bench, trying to calm themselves at the thought of amputation.)

Fuck.. O-Okay..

ohgodidontwannadiefuckfuckfuck

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Aww, you're sweet!

Don't worry about it Morty, I'll be okay!

"ITS A D-DATE HE COUNTS IT LIKE A DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMSIES I GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!"

OH WOW THATS GREAT!!

I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO HAPPY, AND GOT TO GO ON A DATE!!