UHH..

Uh.. Yeah!

We can do all of that, but why don't you help me in the garage first! I'm just cleaning my guns, won't take too long.

Plus, I've got a few pocket knives you can sharpen and clean, I want to make sure before you touch ANY of my guns I put you through some training with them first.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

pleaseeee... one morere....

imm gonna eat rockks.

We DID WHAT?!

what the fuck… holy shitttt.. oh my god..

We.. Oh mein Gott…

How.. what..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I’m coming home now. I don’t feel like you’ll be okay.

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

A-Ah.. Fuck.. Okay.. oh god this isn’t good..

I got you.. You have a portal gun right? I assume the Church is in your dimension..

Is it that bad..?

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Reblog if your ask box is always open for chatter.

One of my VIP’s right here! @lost-gamer is one of my favorite mutuals, and they are really kind to me too!

I’m glad I’m making so many friends here! Rick said I needed more friends anyway..

Hmm.. A-Alright!

(They start to gently pet his back. smiling to themselves as they do it.)

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

Well.. Let me see if I can find a few things that are more.. lighter since I know you'll be going to the beach!

...

Ah! Here we go!

I'm thinking maybe something close to this! I'm not sure if it's too casual, if it is I can find something a bit more formal!

Oh, also, I found this shirt!

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"