G-Great..

Yes. I am.

Can both of you just be nice to each other?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Valentine Fehr Relationship Headcannons!

Parings: Valentine "Val" Fehr x Reader (A.K.A, you), Reader is gender-neutral!

Warnings: Nothing really! One mention of scars, and some cursing. Also a bit longer than I thought it would be. Notes: Reader is eccentric and a bit pushy, Val is a nervous wreck. Shitty and (probably) repetitive writing, Strangers to friends to crush to loverrrrsss! This is the first part, so this includes your first meeting and your friendship stage! (With a hint of growing romantic feelings towards the end...)

((Heyyy artist/writer here! Finally decided to do this because I've been wanting to for a while sooo.. I hope you enjoy! And there will be a seconded part!

This is also my first time writing something like this, so please excuse how shitty this might be.))

-For your first meeting, you would probably meet them through a mutual friend of theirs. (Also just a note, they would be wearing their mask when you first meet.)

-VERY nervous and quiet the first time you meet them.

-Like stuttering and freezing up nervous.

-Also, your friend probably does have to specify that Val's gender neutral/unlabled. They do look very confusing with their short hair.

-After a few hours of being around you though they start to loosen up a bit. (This does depend on how comfortable they are.)

-They become less nervous and more talkative.

-Although, they don't completely open up. They seem to just listen to you and your friend more than anything.

-Once you notice them just staring at you while you talk, you decide to ask them a question instead.

"Soooo.. Val.. You have any hobbies?" Val blinks at you, caught off guard at the sudden question. They sigh, shifting in their seat. "A-Ah.. Ja.. I-" They pause, thinking to themselves. "I-I like to draw."

-Most questions they got asked they would either ignore, or shift the focus away from them.

-They aren't trying to intentionally be or seem rude by doing this though.

-Since they have a strong accent, and since English isn't their first language, some things they say aren't exactly coherent or pronounced correctly.

-That's one reason why they stutter so much actually.

-So there's probably a few times where you would have to ask them to repeat themselves.

-Whatever you're doing, you notice the scars on their hands and arms, which keeps you wondering about them...

-Val would definitely have to leave early for some reason. Most likely because they're too tired, or surprisingly, have other things to do.

-So right as they start to leave, you decide to give them your number!

-This baffles Val. But in a good way.

"Hey, Val!" You call out to them as they start to pull their jacket back on. They turn to look over at you, an eyebrow raised. "Hmm?" They hum, rolling up their sleeves as you pull out their phone and hold it out in front of them suddenly, making them flinch slightly. "Wha-" "Do you mind putting your number in my phone? I wouldn't mind having a one-on-one hangout with you!" You smile at them, continuing to hold your phone in front of them. They stare at you for a moment before hesitantly taking your phone.

-It takes them a minute, but they eventually get their number and name in.

-Now you have them in your phone, which they put themselves as:

"Valentine Fehr"

-Butttt...

-You decide to change their name to something you liked more:

"Val🌌🪐"

-You had seen a lot of their tattoos, which had lots of stars, so you added some space emojis for a theme.

-Once you guys become better friends, which I would say would take a few months, Val started to open up bit by bit.

-Still very self conscious about what they would say or tell you though, still doesn't want to fuck up miss an opportunity to have a really good friend.

-Around this time you would finally get to know that they work in the military, which explains why sometimes they wouldn't be home for days, even weeks, at a time.

-They probably missed a few important things you might have planned out...

"I'm so so so so so sorry I missed it.. W-We can always g-go see another movie.. right? I mean I-I could even pay for everything!" They continue to apologize, even though you understood why they missed it. "It's alright, really-" "I wish I could have been here, damn it, I thought I was gonna be-" "Be quiet, you're fineee!"

-Apologizes for every little thing.

-You would have to explain to them that they're fine. multiple times.

-Here's something you had to figure out: Val's a paranoid, nervous, person. So them overthinking things and worrying is not uncommon for them.

-Plus they're a people pleaser..

-But once you do eventually get to have a hang out with them, you actually have really good time with them!

-Has a great since of humor!

-But is also very weak to jokes- (One's that they understand, at least.)

-You now have a lot of rocks/crystals and small vintage trinkets from them since that you're friends with them now. They enjoy seeing you so happy when you get small things like that.

-And YOU like seeing them get really excited when you give them little things they enjoy. Especially if they collect whatever you give them.

-Rants a LOT about things. Usually half way through whatever they're ranting about they'll stop so they don't bore you. even though you actually aren't bored at all, you like seeing them get so excited about things. since those REAL emotions, or any non-faked emotion at all, is almost rare coming from val.

-Also would teach you some German, ONLY if you wanted or asked.

-You would have to drag them to places sometimes if you wanted to to do something with them..

"There's gonna be to many people.. I don't wanna go.." "You promised me." "I-I know but-" "Come on Val, let's goooo!" "W-Wait-"

-Anti-Social. That's one way to explain them.

-At some point, you would ask about their mask, it's bound to come up one day anyway.

-Don't feel bad when you ask though, anyone would be intrigued when someone NEVER takes off a mask.

-They explain it very vaguely, something along the lines of 'it just makes me feel more comfortable.' Then it wasn't brought up again.

-That day you had planned to stay at their house and say for a while, play some games, watch a movie, ect ect.

-But while you were watching the movie you two had picked out together, you fell asleep on their shoulder.

-Once Val notices you fell asleep, which would be almost immediately once they noticed you stopped moving a lot, they try not to breath much or move.

-It's very sweet, they don't wanna wake you up.

-A while later they notice something...

-They liked being close to you.

he fucking took it from me.

all i am is a monster.

don’t look at me..

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

((Here’s a shitty doodle I made with Val and the absolute horror that is my IRL persona

also, I’m drawing this before drawing an angst comic so yeah, VAL’S TIRED OF MY SHIT

obviously inspired by this audio😭))

T-Thank you! I’ll see if I can come over, I wouldn’t mind!

I Just have to make sure I can, since my Rick does get extremely nervous when I do meet any other Rick’s, plus I think at some point that Priest Rick is gonna take me over to his lab at some point because of this.. thing.. on my back.

But, I’d love to come over!

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

:0 how'd you break your arm?

I broke my arm while I was deployed on a mission.

The enemy I was fighting kicked me really hard while I was on the ground and also shot me in my shoulder, I’m a bit disappointed in myself because I should have been able to take him down.. Plus he was only some minion for the big drug dealer guy (the big man was known as Mitzzu which we don’t exactly know why,) and I could have easily taken this fucking doormat down if it wasn’t for me being distracted. It really pisses me off when I think about it. Sometimes I wish I was back in my own country with my old team, I wouldn’t have been so distracted.

But thankfully my arm healed really well! Although Rick had been making fun of me a bit for not taking that guy down, so, I didn’t appreciate that..

Here, I got you a towel!

(They hand him the towel.)

Oh, do you want me to clean off your glasses? I have some cleaner!

Jeez.. your Jerry better watch out.

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

Uh.. Yeah!

We can do all of that, but why don't you help me in the garage first! I'm just cleaning my guns, won't take too long.

Plus, I've got a few pocket knives you can sharpen and clean, I want to make sure before you touch ANY of my guns I put you through some training with them first.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

I’M HIDING YOUR GODDAMN ARM.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

Hiya! this one isn't for Val, but is there any specific tag you have for your art n fics?

((Well.. Not usually!

If its art I'll usually use #artists on tumblr or art/any variation of that!

And for fics, probably just use #fanfic!

Not a lot of people usually interact with my fics or art but those would probably be the main hashtags for them!))