Latest Posts by tacticalsmth - Page 6

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

I think I’m being harassed…

I'm not gonna leave you alone until you guys have a fucking orgey

uh…

leave me alone..

thank you..

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

I’m gonna ignore you…

I'm not gonna leave you alone until you guys have a fucking orgey

uh…

leave me alone..

Yes. I am.

Can both of you just be nice to each other?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Oh wow. thanks z. Like I didn’t know that.

maybe this was a mistake. i’m sorry.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

You, Rick, and Z should all have an orgey :]

I- what.

I mean.. I-

uh… Well.. I think I know who this anon is.. I have a guess..

But uh.. Well.. I’m gonna pretend you didn’t even say that.

z. you know I’m stronger than you right?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

can both of you stop?

BECAUSE I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BOTH IF YOU DONT STOP.

it’s like dealing with two brothers…

Z, don’t Tell people to kill themselves, please.

And Rick, stop trying to punch him.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

I TOLD BOTH OF YOU TO STOP.

I will make you both get into a shirt that says ‘this is our get along shirt.’

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

oh mein Gott…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Ja.. We’ll do this together.

holy shit.. are we… oh my god… are we together now..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

We have to talk about this with him.

I don’t think he’d mind if I dated you too..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I mean no shit. We just have to be calm about this.

wait. what are we now?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

It’s my damn house, he can’t kick you out.

I think we can talk to him about this.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

No no.. Hey.. We can talk to him about this.

I-It’ll be okay..

… i hope he doesn’t leave me again…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

We DID WHAT?!

what the fuck… holy shitttt.. oh my god..

We.. Oh mein Gott…

How.. what..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Z..

What happened..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

What brings you joy in life? (Either for creator or Val!!)

Well, collecting things, being around friends, listening to music... And being around the Smith family, and of course being around Rick and Z!

and being around the Smiths make me feel like I have a family again. Rick and Z just make me happy.

Also maybe playing a little bit of guitar, or doing some of my favorite hobbies!

Also fighting. lots of fighting.

Thanks for asking Anon!!

((Sorry I haven't been active much- I'm back now!

PLEASE send asks though, I'm desperate😭 I'll do anything.

anywayyy... I'm back!))

...

Thank you... You are very kind..

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..

Z WONT LET ME G-GO GET ANOTHERR BEER

hes like h-holding me.. a-and keeppingg me on the couch..

Z wont let me have another drink... or eat rockss.. ow my head hurts..

aw...

imm gonna eat rockks.

YAY I LOVE CHRYSTALS THANK YOUUUU

imm gonna eat rockks.

Im gonna eat asbestos.. l-like you said..

imm gonna eat rockks.

pleaseeee... one morere....

imm gonna eat rockks.