I Was Gonna Call Your Screenshots Useless For Not Having The Right Poem But I'm Crying On The Bus So

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

Jumping spider, Paraphidippus fartilis, Salticidae

Found from Texas, through Mexico and Central America

Photos 1-4 (female) by djringer and 5-7 (male) by ag18

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

this green honeycreeper exhibits a genetic mutation known as bilateral gynandromorphism, where one half of the body is male and one half is female. the bird was spotted in the wild in columbia; researchers suspect the bird is not able to reproduce, but appears to be in good health. they are the second known example of a bilateral gynandromorph green honeycreeper; the last was recorded over 100 years ago.