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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

Wait this is funny

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

Hélène Cixous, The Newly Born Woman

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

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if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

Dictionaries

by Anna Kamieńska

How many poems sleep in dictionaries buried like needles in hay How many poets not yet born rolled in tight webs of anger How many tender confessions there How many insults How many falsehoods

And what unexplored uninhabited deserts of silences

Last night I cried myself to sleep, because it ached. To be alive.

- Suvrahadip Ghosh, The Ache Called Life

This is like God saying you live to worship him

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.

paintin’

hey look at this anti-tf2 post from an old homophobic christian forum

edging this twink

What do you guys think is she into me 😳😳

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

COUGHING BOMB

VS

HYDROGEN BABY

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism