Working On A Cas Furb, He's Gonna Be Getting A Halo Next If I Don't Get Distracted, And His Deans Gonna

every time I see a new photo of my favourite old man I say yippe and jump ten foot in the air

Prev tags on this saying that Paul’s crazy for jot admitting what this is really about make me think of this comment left under an analysis of this song…like…ok (also this commenter is in denial).

An early demo of Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Only Living Boy in New York” (excerpted from the 1975 BBC series on the duo). I wish this line had made it into the final version!

paul simon was lying when he said he did not serve…[insert cunty picture of paul simon or whatever here]

At least three of the people in this photo are/were bisexual. Happy bi visibility day!

I really enjoy the reactions that this clip gets so I made this

the last waltz

I couldn’t not take the bait. (Everyone go listen to Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. right now please.)

I have to tell you how deeply this image haunts me. I feel like I have a personal relationship with this image. I keep it readily available in my files so that I can occasionally look at it and see it and remember that I didn’t make it up. There is such a complex lore attached to this image which I will freely admit to having made up entirely in my head. but I wholeheartedly believe it to be true, and on the basis of this belief my perception of the world and of Simon and Garfunkel as a duo has been fundamentally and irrevocably changed. Paul Simon was actively crossdressing in the late 50s/early 60s and Paul and Art would go out to clubs as a straight couple. This is not true. But look at that image and tell me that it’s not true. That’s Paul Simon in there.

Paul is, to this day, a houseplant king 🙏🪴

Imagine hearing him read the infamous “lover of asses” line. Or the masturbation one. For my own wellbeing I think I will pass on this

Random post I guess, but just so you know, if you have an Audible subscription you can buy Artie’s autobiography read by him