Reblog To Make It Die Faster

For seventy years his arm has been around my shoulder

He’s dazzled me with gifts-

I nurtured him in his youth-

He brought me into prominence-

I taught him to sing-

He connected my voice to the world-

I made him tall-

All of our personal belongings are intertwined

“You could call it love. Paul Simon was my only buddy, I was his only buddy. We could be outcasts, but we had each other.”

— Art Garfunkel 

GUYS READ THIS

Rolling Stone

Art Garfunkel Jr. Is Keeping Simon and Garfunkel Music Alive -- By Singing It in German

Art Garfunkel Jr. has become a star in Germany by covering his dad's songs, and he reveals that Simon and Garfunkel are back on speaking ter

even if art garfunkel jr is lying idgaf… RPF warrior!

i dont have a joke to fill this in with i just thought the template needed to exist

Thanks for uploading this they’re so silly

that’s exactly what is going on here

This is probably one of the best Paul Simon interviews ever ngl

He is the funniest ever!!! :D

So today I learned that there is a Professor Layton anime.

In the Professor Layton anime, these characters exist.

Their names are Simon and Garfunkel.

They are brothers.

Do with this information what you will.

"do you think they ever--" pleaseeee be serious

the world is directing so much intolerable cruelty and unfairness towards the palestinian people to placate the israeli ego and soothe colonial anxieties, as though they haven't already been trying to rewrite history for 75 years. what makes them think it will work this time? don't they understand that history written in blood is even harder to erase than history written in press releases? do they plan to move on from 13,000 murdered children to a stronger and more secure israel? or are they too stupid to see they're ushering in a fragile and unstable world order of right-wing demagogues with overpowered militaries? that'll work out.