Tailorsfaceandhands - Silly Little Things That I Think About Constantly

compilation of paul simon roasts and or unusual/unhinged commentary provided by r/howardstern

paul scheming: "nyAAA how can i get more money in the divorce?"

rpf is literally art’s friend

with how ever many times they said song writing is like sex. just thought about how they strum with the dominant hands and something something jerking off

The way he speaks about him oh my

““Please don’t leave out the word love. I loved this guy Paul Simon, and I loved him when I was 13 when I met him. This love permeates the recording session…You got the love in from Paul and Artie? You got that in? It’s a very deep, entwined friendship. It bewitches me. That’s a key point. It doesn’t sell well, though. It’s not negative, it’s not dirty and you’re not going to sell many papers. It doesn’t take the low road.””

— - Art Garfunkel

“We didn’t talk to each other from the ages of 17 to 21… We were best friends. The love affair stopped with a bruise. People fall out. What else is new? I got over it because Paul was so damn good. I ran into him in Queens and he was so funny and smart that I dropped my old barrier, and when we started working together again we knew we were onto something. Paul started bringing the songs to me at Columbia College, where I was studying architecture. I was the midwife, pulling out and cherishing the babies as Paul kept giving birth.”

— Art Garfunkel 

"We mistakenly believed we were executing unarmed Palestinians instead of real people"

Lost Gen X bedroom in the attic of an abandoned house.

Ok this and the fact that Paul looks at Art and then at the camera when he sings “we might as well be apart” in overs.