Tailorsfaceandhands - Silly Little Things That I Think About Constantly

horrible toxic old men who have been in love with each other for at least a decade is literally the only ship dynamic that matters

started reading art garfunkel’s memoir on the train. gayest straight man alive. no wonder he’s bi

(from the Paul Simon TV special, 1977)

I think the term situationship is so dumb and 99% of the time people are just describing relationships, like just bc it’s a shitty or unsatisfying or confusing relationship doesn’t mean it’s not a relationship, in fact I could argue that those are characteristics that define many relationships as relationships, but the only people on earth who have a legitimate claim to a situationship are Simon and Garfunkel

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

for everyone to see, the infamous paul simon phrase about artie.

with how ever many times they said song writing is like sex. just thought about how they strum with the dominant hands and something something jerking off

then what's the fucking point

paul simon always saying some rude shit in interviews like we actually do hate each other and we never got along and the music we made together was shitty and lame and i did all the work. and everything art says is like we love eachother so much forever and no one cares enough to understand our beautiful romance they just want to spread rumors and we never really broke up we were just apart and no one understands and Yes im a gay man