Tailorsfaceandhands - Silly Little Things That I Think About Constantly

White night 🍇

What Paul said in that documentary…the last damn line…it’s so over…

Ok just saw your most recent rebog - here is my question. What is your hottest take about S&G?

Ha, my hottest take. Let's see.

While I don't really believe Paul and Art were in love like the I'll love you forever marry me kind of love, I am quite convinced they fucked at some point.

They at least kissed...and it led to more lmao. Perhaps they were high or drunk when it happened and then maybe they each tried to deny it, but I cannot believe that in such a close friendship/partnership/thing they had, nothing of a sexual nature ever happened.

Take Art’s poem about all the tequilas he had with Paul for example. He's trying to convince the audience that it's about the two of them trying not to throw up...meanwhile 'tickle of the tonsils' is also slang for fellatio. 😌 So clever with words, our Artie.

Another hot take: Art, Paul, Penny and Carrie had a foursome.

I think the term situationship is so dumb and 99% of the time people are just describing relationships, like just bc it’s a shitty or unsatisfying or confusing relationship doesn’t mean it’s not a relationship, in fact I could argue that those are characteristics that define many relationships as relationships, but the only people on earth who have a legitimate claim to a situationship are Simon and Garfunkel

Chaotic Simon & Garfunkel Moments

I just really love them okay😭

Simon and Garfunkel performing at Hippodrome d'Auteuil in Paris, June 1982

Paul simon wrote a lot of songs about art garfunkel. which could mean nothing

some vintage buttons i've collected

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships