When In Doubt, Draw Excessive Amounts Of Andrew Rannells Art Because Blair Pfaff Is An Icon And You Can

I think this is the best, cutest, most amazing thing I've seen all day

look at them.

look at these goobers

I'm intrigued to know what Jason's old actor looks like now though aswell

Falsettos 2016 cast and their 1992 counterparts on the opening night of the revival!

I used to say “I don’t know” a lot to questions that my mom would ask me, but I somewhat got outta the habit cuz my mom would, like, yell at me???

and i do have adhd so..

i still say that sometimes and when i do i still get yelled at haha

coupled with a major amount of anxiety i genuinely do not think thats mixing well

so 

uhh

not good??

fuck

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

Ayo, back at it again with the incorrect quotes

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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.

Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.

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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?

Connor: Ah, technically.

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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:

Evan: Am I in trouble?

Jared: Take a guess.

Evan: N.. no??

Jared:

Jared: Take another guess.

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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.

Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.

Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.

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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming

Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.

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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jared: Only if you also don't ask why

Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Connor:

Jared:

Connor: This one is fine

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Jared: Here's some advice

Evan: I didn't ask for any

Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?

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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.

Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?

Connor: Honey?

Miguel: Yes, dear?

Connor:

Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.

Jared:

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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.

Alana: ...Why?

Evan: Just watch.

Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?

Jared, covering his ears: NO.

Alana:

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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?

Miguel: I dunno, how are you?

Connor: I-

Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.

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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*

Evan: So, who should we call?

Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.

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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0

Alana: Yes!

Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.

Real

DEH Incorrect Quotes Pt. 8 I Think??

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Jared: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Evan:

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Jared: I feel like doing something stupid.

Evan: I'm stupid.

Jared: ...?

Evan: Do me?

Jared: oH-

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Miguel: As the top of this relationship, I think we should-

Connor: I can't believe your pulling rank on me.

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Evan: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Jared: Too bad. You're stuck with me now, honey.

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Evan: My life is a mess.

Jared: Relax. Go get a beer.

Evan: I don't want a beer?

Jared: Who said it was for you?

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Evan: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

Connor: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Jared: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Alana, trying to get him to have a decent sleep schedule: Sleeping is nice.

Jared: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Connor: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Alana: Make lemonade! :)

Connor: No! You throw the lemons back up into the sky and make life deal with it's own shit!

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Evan: That's illegal, right?

Jared: Why do you care, are you fucking a cop or something?

Evan: No-

Jared: Then shut the fuck up.

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7 year old Zoe: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

9 year old Connor, cooking the fish: What? Speak up, I can't hear you.

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Alana: Just be yourself, say something nice!

Jared: Which one? I can't do both.

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Zoe: Are you drinking enough water?

Evan: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Evan: I wanna die.

Jared: We all do, you're not special.

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Evan: Pick a card, any card.

Connor: Fine.

Evan: Wait, that's my credit card-

Connor: You said any card.

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Miguel: So, what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Connor: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Miguel: Uh yeah, I guess-

Connor: Then I'd sleep.

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Evan: Where are you going??

Jared: Hell, eventually.

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Zoe: Hey besties-

Jared: Die.

Zoe: What did I ever do to you-

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Evan: Jared, I sense hostility.

Jared: Good, because I fucking hate you.

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Miguel: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Connor: That doesn't exist-

Miguel: Not with that attitude.

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Miguel: I wanna be called cute 21/7.

Connor: Why not 24/7?

Miguel: Snack breaks.

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Connor, annoyed af: Why can't trees give off something fucking useful... like wifi.

Jared:

Jared: So then just fuck oxygen I guess.

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Alana: *Sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk.

Alana: *Cuts piece of cake*

Evan: ....Can I have some?

Alana: Cake is for talkers.

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Evan: What are you drinking?

Jared: Vodka.

Evan: Straight???

Jared: No, gay. Why?

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Jared: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBFUCK!

Evan: LET ME RUN AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!

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Connor: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Zoe: And I need you to be less vague and weird-

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Alana, texting: Answer your phone

Jared, texting: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

Alana: Understood.

Alana, five minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Jared.

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Evan: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Evan: And I started thinking.

Evan: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Evan: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Alana: Are you ok?

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Miguel: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Connor: Burn the house down.

Miguel: And what did you do?!

Connor: I made dinner.

Miguel:

Connor:

Miguel:

Connor: Okay fine. And burnt the house down.

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Evan: Hello, Jared. Made anyone cry today?

Jared: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

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Alana: When's the last time you slept?!

Jared: Uh.. a few days ago, I think??

Alana: How many days?

Jared: *Starts counting on his fingers*

Jared: I need more fingers.

Alana: What yOU NEED IS S L E E P!

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Zoe: HELP! I'M DROWNING!!

Connor: Calm down, we're only in six feet of water.

Zoe: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Jared: What'cha doing?

Connor: Stealing my neighbours cat.

Jared: Scandalous.

Jared: Can I help?

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Jared: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Evan: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Connor: *makes Miguel a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Miguel: *sips tea*

Connor:

Miguel: *finishes tea*

Connor: Didn't it taste bad?

Miguel: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Connor, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Alana: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Evan: A horrible decision, really.

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Evan: Hopefully, Jared has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Jared: Oh shut up and die, Evan.

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Connor: Alright, listen up you little shits-

Connor: Except you, Alana. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here.

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Zoe: Can you pass the salt?

Jared: Can you pass away?

Zoe: Too much salt.

Jesus. 🙄🤬

It's queer Mr. Marvin! ...sorry 😅

@chanty-loves-turtles sorry this took so long I’ve been job hunting and have summer extracurriculars!! but o h b o y this one hurt

thank you for sending it in anyhow :)

OH MY GOD YES

Somebody animate vox to Don't Say Yes Until I've Finished Talking

Please

All of his minions just swarm around him "we concur! as you wish!"

"HEY! don't say yes until I've finished TALKING. 🙄"

animated a lil something to some christian borle audio hehe I LOVE SEEING MY DRAWINGS MOVE SO. MUCH.

falsettos tumblr do you approve of my gay old man art, and if so would you like some more

coming to bway (in ny) in fall I hear. and I'm going to bway in fall.

hm.....

every andrew fan who bought tickets for tammy faye for him just sighed a sigh of relief all collectively. strong winds reported today